Chris Simoneau

@TaraBull The dove bar

What do you call this wrestling move?

Heading to Orlando for the winter meetings. @RedSox asked I be available to the media to share the off season news and share my insight’s on feee agency.

Rivalry weekend!! Brings back so many memories! As a fake @uscfb alum beating UCLA was on the to do list!!

The Wednesday before Thursday! Always brings back memories !!Having the weight of the city on my shoulders! Everyone telling me I had to play great against Hudson !! Making good on a promise and passing the torch! I made the HOF cause of 🦃 day! Legends are made on thanksgiving

Memory lane trip! Seems like yesterday I was prom king ! Leading the state in rushing yards, scouts hounding me and the ladies hounding me, going right from football practice straight to basketball practice. I was Deion Sanders of New England sports @OnlyInBOS

There is no bigger fake usc alum, than me!! Whenever someone sees me in USC shirt of hat? I always lie and say I went there.

There is a very good chance that the Patriots were being told to go pound sand today, or were being asked for more than other teams. Do you really think teams in the NFL want to deal with another Patriots juggernaut?

@SavageSports_ I’m guessing your last in fantasy football

Trade scenario: Patriots receive: Brian Thomas Jr Jaguars receive: Patriots 2nd round pick 2026 Kyle Dugger Keion White Who says no?

I’m excited I’ll be on the @Edelman11 podcast early November @DudesOnDudesPod it will be good to catch up with Jules. We will talk about the old days when we were winning SBs. What I’m up to, just sharing all my amazing made up football stories. He’s been hounding me to join!

When I scouted Maye I told the patriots on my free website that Maye is the QB to build around and they took my advice.

Very sad news I had a chance to coach him in the SR bowl and he told me I was the greatest coach he had ever had!

@AdamSchefter I had projected this

Six weeks in:

@SavageSports_ @BillSimmons Wow sounds like someone plays fantasy football.

Trade scenario: Patriots receive: Derrick Henry Ravens receive: Rhamondre Stevenson 2nd round pick Who says no? @BillSimmons with the trade idea.

@jjzbot I was spread thin, I had to tweet about the @celtics @RedSox and @Patriots while having to coach. Unfortunately I know more than everyone when it comes to sports and it’s my duty to educate Boston fans, as a 3 sport athlete people want my commentary.

@jjzbot @jjzbot we didn’t have the results we hoped for, but with all my knowledge did I teach you a lot ? Sometimes it’s not always about wins and loses. Belichek isn’t doing well at UNC but he is still a great coach.

Looks like some things never change. I mean outside of the game being close.

@jjzbot Wait till I get the USC job or Red Sox job ! Then you’ll see!

@mallyma94287729 I was a 3 sport athlete!

@jjzbot I didn’t have the players! I could only draw up the plays I wasn’t allowed to go on the field and play. I shouldn’t have run such a Complicated offense. I made harder on the kids. As one of the most knowledgeable coaches around I should have simplified the offense.

@uscfb is on tv right now. I love letting people know I’m a USC fan, they sometimes think I went there but i never tell them I didn’t. Acting like I went to USC allows me to act prestigious. Maybe it’s why I come off as a sports know it all! I pretend to know all, but I’m a dope.