Chris

Just met my idol @lauramarano NO BIG DEAL, totally not freaking out or anything 😭😭💕💕💕

so uh. hey guys. when are we doing a class action lawsuit on all the fake job listings. can we do that soon. or maybe pass some laws?

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

They should invent a cute tall funny emotionally available financially stable guy who has a crush on me

Not having money to spend carelessly is driving me crazyy

Ngl some of you are walking love letters, and you don't even realise it. You light up rooms, shift atmospheres, and inspire people just by being you. It's really a very precious gift.

I no longer "push through” when I’m tired. If I need to rest, I rest. There’s no reward for being overworked & exhausted.

STRONG opinion: students wouldn't use Ai if school was about LEARNING and not GRADES.

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

what a fucking year this week has been.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but.. you're allowed to want a boring job that pays well and lets you live in peace.

I love the sudden realization that I don’t have to put up with a single thing I don’t like

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 10 minutes.

The way everyone checks out of work on Fridays is a clear sign we need a four days workweek.

Ladies don’t be shy. Not getting a text back? Mail him a picture of yourself! :)

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, housing is secure, and the fridge is full, and peace is expensive,and pretending money doesn't affect mental health is a privilege. Said it before I will say it again. Top of the morning.

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

i really don’t think we’re making fun of people who use AI nearly enough