Church-Rodent ⛪🐀

@therealantoh Isn't Rachel a Luyha though!

This is Kakamega level six hospital almost complete and imagine Ruto is not even a Luhya😳

@Pelankip1 @WNyafuanga @JimmyKings8

@WNyafuanga @JimmyKings8 You are spoiling the fun. Watu wajibambe na illusion.

BREAKING NEWS ACTION after Defeating RUTO 1. Demolish Weston 2. Stop unaffordable housing nonsense 3. Stop SHA nonsense 4. Stop housing levy nonsense 5. Reduce 30% gov. expenses 6. Reduce fuel prices 7. Go for money hidden in foreign banks 8. Jail him in KAMITI

@GeneralWaitish Hii kitu iliingia kitambo, fika busia border ndio utajua Kenya and Uganda is one village.

Moi allowed dumping of nuclear waste in Northern Kenya. Results; thousands of cancer cases. Some other guy wants to bring Ebola patients to Kenya as if we have the best healthcare in the world. Na ata SHA haifanyi. Si tuache tamaa ya pesa.

@stellamarismega Ebola is coming if it's not already here, our uganda border is porous, and the USA quarantine facility won't be the ingress point.

International travelers notoriously suffer from "geographic amnesia." Associating Kenya with an Ebola containment hub even if only for transferring foreign nationals exposed elsewhere in the region inflicts massive reputation damage just as the peak season begins.

@NjokiOdongo @mqhlay ruto to go.

@mqhlay Otek yawa what do they want

Kenyans who were annoyed that Maraga house is small are now annoyed that Salasya house is big...😄

@_silantoi_____ kunguni harbor.

Found a cute local 🙃

Russia is considering limiting diesel exports. @BRICSinfo

Do KFS/KWS rangers patrol Karura after dark to rescue people who might not have made it out before dark? I was still in the forest at 7pm & its a miracle I found my way out😭😭😭

@KenyaPower_Care check DM pliz

Kenya 🇰🇪🔥

@g_chantal7 Ovulation!

Yesterday I saw an advocate at Kibera Law Courts at the parking, we kept stealing glances at each other. I found myself smiling everytime. In that brief moment, I had imagined how our kids would like, , 'My name is Mrs.... holding brief for Mr..' I just sighed and left😔

@DStv_Kenya Hi @DStv_Kenya are you showing the @AlNassrFC_EN match tonight?.

20 trophies. One question: how do you even stop this? 🏆🔥 Pep Guardiola has built something special at Manchester City, an era where winning became the standard, not the surprise. ⚽✨ From league dominance to European glory, this team didn’t just compete… it controlled the game. 👀 Which Pep moment lives rent-free in your memory? 👇 📲 Stream: dstv.stream ✳423# or #MyDStvApp to reconnect 🤗 #ItsOnDStv #ManCity #PepGuardiola #PremierLeague #EveryGameThatMatters

@DStv_Kenya Hi @DStv_Kenya are you showing the Al Nassr game tonight?.

Wembley awaits.....It’s #EmiratesFACup Final day as #Chelsea go head-to-head with #ManchesterCity and glory is on the line 🏆🔥⚽ Who’s walking away with the trophy? 🏆🔥—let us know in the comments 🔥👇 ✅ #Chelsea vs #ManchesterCity | 5:00 PM |Ch.225 To Stream 📲 dstv.stream 👉 Dial ✳423# or use #MyDStvApp to reconnect today 🤗 #ItsOnDStv #EveryGameThatMatters #DStvStream #EmiratesFACup #FACupFinal #Chelsea #ManchesterCity #Wembley

@Ethan34557 @lynn_ngugi1 Weuh! we must have a clear alternative solutions, bure tutajikaanga zaidi.

@ChurchRodent @lynn_ngugi1 we'll start over...we can use the likes of Maraga, Omtata for odious debts, Martha to jail culprits, and more people will show up who are willing to do the right thing. But 1st, this guy needs to go. Without further ado.

Clearly Ruto is not the problem😂 We are! We are! We are! This is the reality of BOTTOM UP Economy Cry in church, wear kaunda suits (what happened to those btw?) convince the hustlers, get their votes then dine with dynasties while selling you the Singapore dream 😂 In the meantime you are on your own. TUTAM innit✌🏾✌🏾 Diesel: 242.92 Petrol: 214.25 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

@ChurchRodent Jet fuel aijapanda

Freelancers tushafunga kazi . Time to call my Luo woman anigombanishe alafu akuje anipikie obambo.

@lucaniwai 1gb daily ya 24 hours? haiwezi bana.

Nashindwa kuchagua between kulipa wifi na kulipa 1k nipewe 1gb daily,,mnisaidie kudecide

one for the legends, ni mbaya sana. @CreationsDendi youtube.com/watch?v=Xo2L8i…

@ndet_0 Tunakuja na containers 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️

Huku makueni kwani yao wanatoa wapi??

@Mwalandi1 @lynn_ngugi1 Kumbuka presence sio submission.

@lynn_ngugi1 "We can't negotiate with the devil in State House but we're ready to negotiate with the other devils." –We're the problem