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Coach Absolution

@CoachAbsolution

Executive Life Coach. Master of Identity, Behavior, and the Human Experience. Amateur Christian Apologist, Husky Lover, and TCG/competitive game enthusiast/dev

United States 가입일 Kasım 2018
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Coach Absolution
Coach Absolution@CoachAbsolution·
Never commit to a judgment of someone you haven't met. especially if that judgment is built on perceptions of them given to you by someone else.
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Lumi - hiatus@Magical_Misa·
I can't in good faith align left because it's become a bunch of savages. However, I'm not right leaning because there's still plenty I just can't agree with on their side. The difference is the right doesn't try to tear off my face like a psycho on bath salts. I have nuances on everything. I'm center. Seems only the right can deal with that civilly.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman

🚨 CHUCK NORRIS: “I used to be a Democrat, but unfortunately the Democrats went too far to the left… lost all reality of what America stood for… I realised that Republicans… are more focused on what is best for America.” He was right!

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Fatty Bearsteak
Fatty Bearsteak@piccolan·
@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki No, it's actually the opposite. YOU are butthurt that some people DO like pineapple on their pizza and you're so angry about it you have to pretend plopping pineapple chunks into your spaghetti is the same thing. You people are hilariously delusional.
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Coach Absolution
Coach Absolution@CoachAbsolution·
@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki American tomato ketchup doesn't focus on the tomatoes acidity since it pairs it with vinegar, and then is evened out with indulgent levels of salt and sugar. The acidity in modern ketchup is treated as a partner for simpler palettes, not the main interest
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Yu-Gi-Oh has turned one of its most iconic spell cards, Instant Fusion, into a real-world product, thanks to a new collaboration with Cup Noodle The real-life Instant Fusion also comes with a special version of the card
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Coach Absolution
Coach Absolution@CoachAbsolution·
@Ravenismeee With your mouth preferably. The fault of being offended falls on the offended
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Raven@Ravenismeee·
How do you politely tell someone they’re overweight?
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JAX@jaxvibez·
@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki My children are probably around your age kid besides if you knew how to cook you would know pizza and spaghetti are literally cooked different, you probably think your supposed to bake pasta and boil dough 😂😂
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mafu ☆@ashveilburger·
gun to your head name a non-binary character
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Coach Absolution@CoachAbsolution·
@meltymim Well, there is no such thing as chicken burger so thats inherently correct
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mimya 🔔🕊️@meltymim·
i'm sorry but beef burgers will always be superior to chicken burgers
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Teslimat@Teslimatttt·
Can we all agree that the Rasengan is the most iconic anime attack?
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Coach Absolution
Coach Absolution@CoachAbsolution·
If the form the food takes is you're only argument instead of it's actual profile, you don't belong in this conversation. Burger is a sandwich, but sandwich is not burger. Bread is the vehicle, not the profile. Lettuce wrap and salad? So lettuce is the same to you? Both pizza and (classic) spaghetti are based in tomato sauces for their acidity. It has nothing to do with the bread or pasta. Overindulging in acidic meals causes discomfort and the body naturally opposes eating too many acidic meals. It's basic info. Eat something that isn't processed for the love of God
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Fatty Bearsteak
Fatty Bearsteak@piccolan·
@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Making assertions like this isn't how critical thinking works. There has been plenty of times when I've had pizza for one meal and pasta for another. Just because YOU can't fathom that doesn't make it a premise that holds water in your fallacy here.
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Coach Absolution
Coach Absolution@CoachAbsolution·
You and I both know that if you have pizza for lunch and your options for dinner are Spaghetti or Teriyaki chicken, that you're going to select the latter. Because their profiles are too similar. If you can't understand what defines tomato as a profile, then go warm up some pop tarts and leave this to real foodys
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