Coach Absolution
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Coach Absolution
@CoachAbsolution
Executive Life Coach. Master of Identity, Behavior, and the Human Experience. Amateur Christian Apologist, Husky Lover, and TCG/competitive game enthusiast/dev
United States 가입일 Kasım 2018
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@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki He made an incorrect statement and I corrected it lol. Get bent
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@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki You literally replied to the OP because you couldn't let someone enjoy pineapple pizza. You HAD to make a comment about pineapple in spaghetti.
Yes you are the one seeking validation or you wouldn't care if someone enjoyed pineapple pizza.
Bye.
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pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe
Heiri 🐾🍨@ItsMeHeiri
I GET IT. I ACTUALLY GET IT. I GRABBED MORE.
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@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Pretend you are the smarter one and leave. nice play kid
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@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki You're SOOOOOOOOO close to understanding... But I doubt you'll get there. Bye
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I can't in good faith align left because it's become a bunch of savages. However, I'm not right leaning because there's still plenty I just can't agree with on their side. The difference is the right doesn't try to tear off my face like a psycho on bath salts.
I have nuances on everything. I'm center. Seems only the right can deal with that civilly.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
🚨 CHUCK NORRIS: “I used to be a Democrat, but unfortunately the Democrats went too far to the left… lost all reality of what America stood for… I realised that Republicans… are more focused on what is best for America.” He was right!
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@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki I'm not the one who posted this thread in the need of outing their need for validation, and you certainly felt butthurt enough to engage lol.
just put the fries in the bag so we can move on
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@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki No, it's actually the opposite. YOU are butthurt that some people DO like pineapple on their pizza and you're so angry about it you have to pretend plopping pineapple chunks into your spaghetti is the same thing. You people are hilariously delusional.
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@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki American tomato ketchup doesn't focus on the tomatoes acidity since it pairs it with vinegar, and then is evened out with indulgent levels of salt and sugar. The acidity in modern ketchup is treated as a partner for simpler palettes, not the main interest
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@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Well the type of noodle is irrelevant, but It was a tomato based sauce, yes. But so is ketchup. So is Arrabbiata.
You're simplistic understanding of food is causing your confusion.
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@YoungwiMn Damn, the Naruto kids REALLY need validation, don't they? lol
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Only one piece fans in their little bubble think one piece is bigger than naruto, nobody else does.
Ghost of Uchiha@Ghostmadaraq
Everyone knows naruto is bigger than one piece but people just like to rage bait 😡😡
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@Ravenismeee With your mouth preferably.
The fault of being offended falls on the offended
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@jaxvibez @justalexoki I've been cooking since before you were a thought, go pay your child support
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@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki My children are probably around your age kid besides if you knew how to cook you would know pizza and spaghetti are literally cooked different, you probably think your supposed to bake pasta and boil dough 😂😂
GIF
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@SeanWSkelton @jaxvibez @CoachAbsolution @justalexoki Yes pineapple works well with a cheese burger you are getting it
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@meltymim Well, there is no such thing as chicken burger so thats inherently correct
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@DocStrangelove2 These don't appear to be feral, but it's too high a risk of you don't know whose they are
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Many will not understand this, but your first instinct should be shoot them all.
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
A family of pigs in a summer meadow
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@ReaperBlazedd @piccolan @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki most of the people arguing here are just butthurt that some people don't like pineapple on pizza and they NEED to be validated for some reason
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@CoachAbsolution @piccolan @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki This guys main argument is yoy dont put mozzarella on spaghetti. But he doesn’t realize that people do put parm on pizza. So his argument is literally nonsense.
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If the form the food takes is you're only argument instead of it's actual profile, you don't belong in this conversation.
Burger is a sandwich, but sandwich is not burger. Bread is the vehicle, not the profile.
Lettuce wrap and salad? So lettuce is the same to you?
Both pizza and (classic) spaghetti are based in tomato sauces for their acidity. It has nothing to do with the bread or pasta. Overindulging in acidic meals causes discomfort and the body naturally opposes eating too many acidic meals.
It's basic info. Eat something that isn't processed for the love of God
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@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki I've also had burgers when I've already had sandwiches.
I've had a salad when Ive already had a lettuce wrap.
You're going so far away from the point trying to prove a point that is a fallacy to begin with.
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@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Was that pasta spaghetti? kraft mac n cheese with hotdogs doesn't count here champ
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@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Making assertions like this isn't how critical thinking works. There has been plenty of times when I've had pizza for one meal and pasta for another.
Just because YOU can't fathom that doesn't make it a premise that holds water in your fallacy here.
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You and I both know that if you have pizza for lunch and your options for dinner are Spaghetti or Teriyaki chicken, that you're going to select the latter.
Because their profiles are too similar. If you can't understand what defines tomato as a profile, then go warm up some pop tarts and leave this to real foodys
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@ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki @CoachAbsolution Most people don't add mozzarella to spaghetti they add parm. And that's also irrelevant to the original premise.
Pizza and spaghetti are fundamentally different eating experiences
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