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An unknown entity holding $30M USDC across two Hyperliquid accounts is currently short 330.27K CL ($32.5M) and 144.71K BRENT ($15.8M), making him the largest oil short onchain. Out of the $577M total OI across both markets, he controls 8.37% ($48.3M), all on the short side. He is currently down $3.3M with a average entry around ~$109.2 on BRENT and ~$91.4 on CL. hypurrscan.io/address/0x985f… hypurrscan.io/address/0xac03…

@hikingshawty yep. its usually at 4am when i have meetings at 9 🤣

u ever walk so far that u just wanna keep walking for the lols

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@SandyofCthulhu 🤣

What you don’t understand is that the water used by AI is completely destroyed. It leaves the universe forever.

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

@elonmusk elaborate on this

@realjewplorable @real_lord_miles yes we will, you fat bitch

@real_lord_miles I do real shit, bro. I’m not here to get paid. And you Nazis aren’t going to make it. Take that one to the bank

“Not allowed to criticize.” No way they believe this crap

@zacxbt this is fucking amazing

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @worldlibertyfi @Aster_DEX lmao

Big news: USD1 @worldlibertyfi perpetual pairs are now live on @Aster_DEX. Aster isn’t just another DEX. It’s the #2 perp platform globally - $1.3B daily volume, $1.5B TVL, backed by YZi Labs. For USD1, this means: • Deep liquidity for derivatives trading • Access to 2M+ sophisticated traders • Multi-chain exposure (BNB Chain, Arbitrum, Solana, Ethereum) This is how you scale stablecoin utility beyond just payments. Derivatives markets are massive, and USD1 just plugged into one of the best.

Huge congratulations to TradeXYZ and S&P for this historic partnership. I'm honored that these teams choose to build on Hyperliquid. Seeing official S&P500 perpetual futures launch exclusively on Hyperliquid is a validation of everyone's past years of hard work: global access to decentralized finance, perpetual futures as 24/7 price discovery, and Hyperliquid upgrading the existing financial stack to house all of finance. The S&P500 is synonymous with "the market," a single number that captures the essence of the largest economy in the world. Looking forward to tracking the world's most important financial gauge 24/7 on the most liquid permissionless markets.

@aaalexhl shes going to 49

Whenever $HYPE catches a bid and goes up, you get a lot of these really stupid takes "Yeah I'm fading this move because its overbought on the rsi 200 week moving average volume indicator" Shut the absolute fuck up You either bid or you dont pussy

@BuddyTrapero @lookonchain ur opinion sucks chatGPT

You're completely wrong. I don't think DEX users do it for transparency, but for self-custody. The problem with Hyperliquid is precisely that: transparency. Since its inception, numerous times different positions of major market participants with their respective liquidation prices have been made public , which isn't a good incentive. The ability to open the same size position privately is a game changer, in my opinion.

Aster appears to have launched its mainnet, and a block explorer is now live on its website. The largest $ASTER long on Hyperliquid, holding 25.93M $ASTER ($20.4M), is now up $3.9M. #perps" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">hypurrscan.io/address/0x1527…

@BuddyTrapero @lookonchain i like aster and have open positions on there but unless you are trading 400m volume a day, no one gives a flying fuck about your position. The point is transparency, not hiding behind positions, if you want to do that use a CEX

@CocoCrypto2 @lookonchain I understand that a hyperliquid maxi like you might not understand it. But since Layer 1 was released a few hours ago, all trades taken on Asterdex are private by default, unless you choose to make them public.

@BuddyTrapero @lookonchain you havent even used the service once have you

Do you realize that when the vast majority of market participants realize that private on-chain trading can be done through Aster, you will no longer be able to perform these analyses? Any capital that does not want to be analyzed or tracked without its consent should immediately move to Aster. THATS THE HOLE POINT OF ASTER LAYER 1

@real_lord_miles you make a good point

I have never paid off a penny of my student loans in the UK Unlike in the US, the UK student loans don’t impact your credit score. They can’t garnish my wages as I pay myself whenever I need the money, and of course I don’t hold anything significant in the bank They called me once, simply blocked the number. Easy. Why don’t more people do this?

@chainlink The future of crypto in one tap 🙂‍↕️

strong support from Hype on 1ema 2ema 3ema 4ema 5ema 6ema 7ema 8ema 9ema 10ema 11ema 12ema 13ema 14ema 15ema 16ema 17ema 18ema 19ema 20ema 21ema 22ema 23ema 24ema 25ema 26ema 27ema 28ema 29ema 30ema 31ema 32ema 33ema 34ema 35ema 36ema 37ema 38ema 39ema 40ema 41ema 42ema 43ema 44ema 45ema 46ema 47ema 48ema 49ema 50ema 51ema 52ema 53ema 54ema 55ema 56ema 57ema 58ema 59ema 60ema 61ema 62ema 63ema 64ema 65ema 66ema 67ema 68ema 69ema 70ema 71ema 72ema 73ema 74ema 75ema 76ema 77ema 78ema 79ema 80ema 81ema 82ema 83ema 84ema 85ema 86ema 87ema 88ema 89ema 90ema 91ema 92ema 93ema 94ema 95ema 96ema 97ema 98ema 99ema 100ema 101ema 102ema 103ema 104ema 105ema 106ema 107ema 108ema 109ema 110ema 111ema 112ema 113ema 114ema 115ema 116ema 117ema 118ema 119ema 120ema 121ema 122ema 123ema 124ema 125ema 126ema 127ema 128ema 129ema 130ema 131ema 132ema 133ema 134ema 135ema 136ema 137ema 138ema 139ema 140ema 141ema 142ema 143ema 144ema 145ema 146ema 147ema 148ema 149ema 150ema 151ema 152ema 153ema 154ema 155ema 156ema 157ema 158ema 159ema 160ema 161ema 162ema 163ema 164ema 165ema 166ema 167ema 168ema 169ema 170ema 171ema 172ema 173ema 174ema 175ema 176ema 177ema 178ema 179ema 180ema 181ema 182ema 183ema 184ema 185ema 186ema 187ema 188ema 189ema 190ema 191ema 192ema 193ema 194ema 195ema 196ema 197ema 198ema 199ema 200ema 201ema 202ema 203ema 204ema 205ema 206ema 207ema 208ema 209ema 210ema 211ema 212ema 213ema 214ema 215ema 216ema 217ema 218ema 219ema 220ema 221ema 222ema 223ema 224ema 225ema 226ema 227ema 228ema 229ema 230ema 231ema 232ema 233ema 234ema 235ema 236ema 237ema 238ema 239ema 240ema 241ema 242ema 243ema 244ema 245ema 246ema 247ema 248ema 249ema 250ema 251ema 252ema 253ema 254ema 255ema 256ema 257ema 258ema 259ema 260ema 261ema 262ema 263ema 264ema 265ema 266ema 267ema 268ema 269ema 270ema 271ema 272ema 273ema 274ema 275ema 276ema 277ema 278ema 279ema 280ema 281ema 282ema 283ema 284ema 285ema 286ema 287ema 288ema 289ema 290ema 291ema 292ema 293ema 294ema 295ema 296ema 297ema 298ema 299ema 300ema 301ema 302ema 303ema 304ema 305ema 306ema 307ema 308ema 309ema 310ema 311ema 312ema 313ema 314ema 315ema 316ema 317ema 318ema 319ema 320ema 321ema 322ema 323ema 324ema 325ema 326ema 327ema 328ema 329ema 330ema 331ema 332ema 333ema 334ema 335ema 336ema 337ema 338ema 339ema 340ema 341ema 342ema 343ema 344ema 345ema 346ema 347ema 348ema 349ema 350ema 351ema 352ema 353ema 354ema 355ema 356ema 357ema 358ema 359ema 360ema 361ema 362ema 363ema 364ema 365ema 366ema 367ema 368ema 369ema 370ema 371ema 372ema 373ema 374ema 375ema 376ema 377ema 378ema 379ema 380ema 381ema 382ema 383ema 384ema 385ema 386ema 387ema 388ema 389ema 390ema 391ema 392ema 393ema 394ema 395ema 396ema 397ema 398ema 399ema 400ema

Just shorted oil and now the globalists are trying to liquidate me

Hyperliquid’s oil futures surged to about $7.3 billion on Thursday, from $339 million on Feb. 28 - WSJ

@BorisJohnson you are actually a fat retard

I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right. mol.im/a/15643681