Codswallop Family Fishing

Even though we ground to a halt mid-year, we've still got some impressive statistics for our second calendar year in operation! If we compare to last years Profit Report we would've been on-track for a record breaking year. Another win for the best company in the Antilles 🫡

I'd like to announce that our fleet of commercial Mariton Potters are undergoing a refit and modernisation programme that will see the wheelhouse and engines completely replaced! At a higher speed, they'll be comfier than ever for the crew and skipper!

Avast! Welcome long-term skipper, and all time top-tripper lukas06yt to the General Management team! Our first new General Manager in three years and only the second to have risen through the ranks, Lukas' name strikes terror into the hearts of the enemy!

We've become aware that the tyrant landlubber king V4P0R has attempted to "bestow" one of his peasant titles on our glorious crusade. Codswallop Family Fishing outright denies the title of "Koninklijke" in the name of the one true king; the Fish King. Death to the Fish Plague!

As we march towards the inevitable seafood swarm to come, we've began reinstating our various systems to ensure we can meet quota and demand total fish elimination! The Fish Militia has awoke 💪👊🐟🔫#milf #manilovefishing @StarmersHair #killallfish #fishing #proudfishermen #sick

Codswallop has lost some of their noble soldiers this week, and is looking to fill up its work force again! Applications are now open and will close when all vacancies are filled, so make sure to apply in time.

We're happy to release the statistics for our 2023 year in review, and as you can see by the diagram below we've already solidified our position as *THE* fishing company in the Antilles, in our first calendar year in operation!

We have decided to reopen our doors to new aspiring fisherman. Join us and help save our way of life by obliterating an ecosystem, whilst getting crazy rich in the meantime! Discord link: discord.gg/zuZeVuuqvD

Fisherman on a mission 💪

Some great times with the lads overfishing the Antilles this week.

Recent activities and other shenanigans.

Hello world, Scientists* have shown that if the evil fish continue to wreak havoc in our fine Antillean waters then humans will be extinct in the next two years, so we MUST ACT NOW. So, Codswallop is hiring again! *scientists actually paid actors Discord: discord.gg/zuZeVuuqvD

The war on fish has ended, with Lukas winning the prize money after hosting 76 trips this month.🤑 The stats of the war can be seen below After we suffered so many casualties during this war we have decided to reopen our applications. Make sure to apply! discord.gg/zuZeVuuqvD

The last 14 days our skippers hosted 41 trips, making our combined profit just under 1.2 million guilders. We must be ruthlessly efficient if we are to exterminate the wet menace. We suffered losses during the war on fish, meaning we will be looking for new conscripts soon.

Fishing activities of this week. Overfishing the Antilles like never before, we've done 114 trips this week making our combined profit just over 3 million. Some call it a crime, we call it good business! #fishing #antilles #codontop

Our new flagship F.V. Crab Bandit is now officially in operation! #codswallop #fishing #Antilles #fishinglife #overfishing #hatebluecrab

Mixed emotions with the fishing scene this week. (Emotional rollercoaster) #Emotion #Milf #ManIloveFishing #Fishing #tape #Ducttape #HendrikvDijk #HermanvDijk #Superfish #Codswallop #FamilyFishingBusiness #Boatsinkomg #Superfishermen #superheros

Weekly recap of the Codswallop Fishing Family. #IloveFishing #Fishing #Potting #Womaninthegrinder #Grinder #Groupfoto #Groepsfoto #HendrikvDijk #KeesVderspek #superkees #KoosenLinda #MILF #ManiLoveFishing

The Codswallop Fishing Family is busy with fishing again. #MILF #ManILoveFishing

With the presence of the Codswallop fishing family unemployed citizens want to apply to become a fisherman with the Codswallop family. There's good news for these people since the applications have opened today! Apply below:forms.gle/rGq83TSBCNkX1d…