Coinz

Little boy has diarrhea & tells his mom he needs Viagra. Mom replies, What the hell for? Boy replies, Isn't that what you give dad when his shit wont get hard?

A coworker once fell asleep on a Zoom call. Full on snoring. The meeting went on for 22 more minutes. The host never said anything. We all just watched. His camera was on the whole time

Me when bro calls me up and asks me if I want to sm*ke up

I’ll do anything for somebody that’ll do anything for me 🥺🤭

everyone just assumes I know where to get drugs. I do, but it's rude to assume

I grabbed her tits and sucked them hard while she moaned loud. My hand slid into her shorts and felt her wet pussy.

weed smokers don't cheat, they get high & forget to text back.

Best drink to have when smoking weed? 🤔

Follow his new account guys 🙏

You all should please follow our account,our time on this account will be due soon and we will be relocating To all friends of MR FINESSE follow the new account 🙏.

Weed taught me patience. Waiting for the munchies to hit is basically meditation with extra steps

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

Marijuana does not fix my problems. Not one bit. It simply introduces me to the version of myself who believes I can survive them. That's it. It also helps with physical pain.

18-year-old ØF star Piper Rockelle reportedly got emotional and nearly broke down in tears after a pastor asked her to leave the church — when she went to church to seek forgiveness and ask whether she could be saved from all her sins.⛪🥹 "The church father said no and told her to get out, saying that her presence was defiling the sanctity of the holy place."😭

𝘿𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣??

I got so high I opened the fridge, forgot why I was there, grabbed some juice for emotional support, and left with even more questions than I started with.

i like myself. a lot.

Yo homeboy dying he gotta get his dick sucked by your gf to survive ..wyd?🤔

I jus wanna be an unknown ngga with a lot of money $$$

Mind you this clown ass nigga almost lost his life over chipotle

Saudi might have this win im feeling it @Roobet