Matt Brown

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What a crazy weekend! Anyone able to come and move a giant boulder for me?

it’s crazy that 95% of people just want a nice normal life on our beautiful, already abundant planet where they can have their basic needs met and cute experiences with their loved ones and then we have these 5% of evil, narcissistic goons at the top fucking it up for all of us

Today was his lucky day.

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

A crane operator paused his work just to entertain a street dog. Spun him around a bit, the dog loved it, and it warms your heart watching. Sometimes the smallest things can make your whole day.🐶🏗️

Morning all, I need no encouragement to repost this clip of Celtic fan and surgeon, the late Dr Roger Checketts meeting his heroes on TV. He saved lives, he made lives better and seemed such a modest man.

Guy reporting on the fuel shortage is called wait for it Phill McCann 😂😭

Hearing rumours of Scott Mills to Spurs as interim boss until the end of the season, and Harry Redknapp to present the Radio 1 Breakfast show.

@Acyn ‘The peasants will no longer care about TSA lines, healthcare, grocery, or gas prices when they hear my ballroom will have top-of-the-line hand-carved corinthian columns.’

To be clear, @CelticFC ... - You allowed Stuttgart fans in to display a tifo, whilst the Green Brigade were unfairly subject to collective punishment; and - You allowed Liverpool fan media access to a Celtic player, whilst Celtic fan media are banned? Fuckin 'unity' they said.

Got a lovely welcome from the team at Ipswich Town. #ITFC

I sat yesterday and done some proper digging into our squad and the absolute damage this board have left us with in terms of recruitment and honestly, when you actually put it all down on paper it becomes even more alarming. So here it is. This summer, Celtic need mass boardroom change. Do I think it’ll happen? No. But what they must do those who caused this mess is get the next managerial appointment right. No more “jobs for the bhoys.” We need a proper, modern manager with his own staff, identity and structure. And crucially, this needs done before the World Cup, not mid-July when we’re scrambling with European qualifiers on the horizon. Preparation is everything and we’ve failed at that repeatedly. That’s job number one. Now let’s look at the squad. Players leaving (loans ending): 🇲🇽Julián Araujo 🇦🇹Junior Adamu 🇨🇿Tomáš Čvančara 🇺🇾Marcelo Saracchi 🇳🇴Joel Mvuka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Benjamin Arthur That’s 6 players gone instantly. Players returning from loan: 🇭🇳Luis Palma 🇵🇱Maik Nawrocki 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Stephen Welsh 🇯🇵Shin Yamada 🇮🇪Johnny Kenny 🇯🇵Hayato Inamura Another 6 coming back in, and let’s be honest none of them are coming back stronger. If anything, most have regressed or stagnated. So we lose 6 and bring back 6 that arguably weaken us. Contracts expiring: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿James Forrest 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain 🇩🇰Kasper Schmeichel 🇳🇬Kelechi Iheanacho Now we’re up to 10 senior players leaving. Likely departures: 🇯🇵Daizen Maeda 🇯🇵Reo Hatate 🇵🇹Paulo Bernardo (wanted out in January) That’s 13 heading out the door. Potential sales due to finances: Without Champions League money, the board will be looking to cash in. 🇧🇪Arne Engels (Nottingham Forest interest) 🇺🇸Auston Trusty (Lazio interest ~£10M previously) But here’s the problem after this season, their value likely drops. So we could be forced into accepting lower offers. That potentially takes us to 15 outgoing players. Now the real issue long-term & short-term contracts for underperformers: 🇧🇪Michel-Ange Balikwisha (2030) 🇹🇳Sebastian Tounekti (2030) 🇯🇵Shin Yamada (2029) 🇮🇪Johnny Kenny (2029) 🇯🇵Hayato Inamura (2029) 🇳🇴Odin Holm (2028) 🇵🇱Maik Nawrocki (2028) 🇭🇳Luis Palma (2028) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Stephen Welsh (2027) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Adam Montgomery (2027) That’s a huge chunk of the squad that were tied down on long-term deals, and let’s be brutally honest, most of them are or were nowhere near the level required. Tounekti? Maybe you could argue keeping him as backup if Jota returns fit but that’s about it. The rest? We’ll struggle to sell permanently. Most will be loaned out repeatedly until their contracts expire. So where does that leave us? If you factor in: players leaving, players we want to move on and players we can’t move on you’re potentially looking at 20–25 players in flux this summer. That is absolutely insane for a club the size of Celtic. This isn’t just a bad window. This is years of gross mismanagement coming home to roost. Recruitment has been scattergun. Contracts have been handed out recklessly. Squad planning has been non-existent. And now? We’re staring into a rebuild that could set us back years if it’s not handled properly. This summer isn’t just important. It’s defining for the next era of Celtic Football Club.

Goal scorers that day: Kygo Jota Abada O'Riley Juranovic Starfelt Who do we have now: Iheanacho Maeda (who wants away) Yang Nygren Donovan Liam Scales A down grade in every position. That squad under Ange was phenomenal & the board frittered it away.

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Can people with a big following share this is as much as possible please. My brother in law is fighting for his life 😭 He is a massive celtic fan. There will be a banner held up on the 43rd minute. Can we get everyone to clap please it would be appreciated by the family 🍀

@Coinvo Trump is a wild one for sure

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