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YUM 1T is ~$300k right now The 🔌 will double that The 💧 vault represents a portion of 1 cycle of revenue share between spawns ~$900k ----- FOOD FOR THOUGHT 🧠 * Auction is 1T (wpond) * The cycle of revenue share above means NOTHING is even close to priced in * The supply from auction is warped. PNDC will be harder and harder to get hands on as the demand for that revenue share will be in strong. * The auction winner receives portion of cycle revenues based on the supply their auction amount contributed to claims * Fun On Chain Fact: The amount of revenue between spawns > price parity between chains (pndc, wpond) ----- TO PONDer 🤔 * How much revenue is generated between spawns 👀 * How much LP fees will be reflected into that revenue 👀 * How will SOL ATH effect the continued compounding pondSOL yields 👀 * How will pondSOL TVL thickness sourced from revenues automatically compound the pondSOL 🤯 * How will the boosting prioritization drive revenue (due to demand for faster claims, water and spawning given limited circulating supply) * The speed of claims being distributed with 40-60% supply accumulation from spawning AND auction 🤯🤯 * Pauly0x has a new ship that is a face melter * Oh .. and we packaged up the single side LP tool we've been using and are going to release it to the public. All Ze Tokens.... and send MOAR fees to ze water . Splish... Splash ... 💦💦 * 808s go BOOOOOOoooooom Folks ... We cooking ! Wok out, Cock out ! Mandingo Szn is here 🍆

It’s time to put the laser eyes back on. $BTC

Screenshot this. Bookmark it. JackDorsey0x new Pauly0x’s alt, since it seems that Censership0x got suspended... And nothing changed. On March 20 2026, another $574,000 USDC was off-ramped: $414,000 to Kraken $160,000 to LiFi That adds to the $60M+ allegedly off-ramped over the last 3 years from Pond Treasury and Gnosis wallets. Now here’s the funny part. For around 2 days, between March 20 and March 22, a Jupiter DCA program was used to buy roughly $150 of $WPOND every 10 minutes, totaling about $42,000. That was then distributed across roughly 560 wallets. So after off-ramping $574,000 in one day, they threw back little reward crumbs averaging around $75 per wallet and expected people to celebrate. Crumbs. And this is not even new. They pulled the same exact playbook when they announced the “amazing” PLUG: announce a shiny new thing, off-ramp hundreds of thousands from treasury, distribute crumbs for a couple of days, then silence. PLUG disappeared/never worked again Rewards disappeared. Nothing new. This time, they even tried to make it look like these automated $WPOND buys and reward distributions were somehow GEOFF . AI operating autonomously. Except it wasn’t GEOFF. It was just a Jupiter DCA program. And yet today, JackDorsey0x was posting: “Mining claims are going out around the clock.” “Mining claims have been going out all day long on chain. As usual.” LMFAO, NOT TRUE. Brother, the claims went out only until March 22 and stopped as soon as the Jupiter DCA wallet hit zero. Do you even know what you are talking about? Then there was this gem: “If it wasn’t for me, all you people would literally be trading monkey pictures right now. Let that sink in.” Let me rewrite that: If it wasn’t for all the community money poured into your broken protocol, broken features, and endless token pivots like $PORK, $PNDC, and $WPOND, you wouldn’t have been able to off-ramp $60M+ over the last 3 years. Let that sink in. But the funniest post of all was this one: “Operating a Geoff node has absolutely nothing to do with crypto. You do not need ANY crypto. You don’t even need a wallet. GEOFF IS NOT A CRYPTO PRODUCT.” My brother in Christ… After 3 years of promised protocol features that never worked, never lasted, or never shipped properly… After 30+ pivots… After endless “can’t talk about it or people will copy it” excuses… After millions allegedly off-ramped under the label of “infrastructure costs”… Now suddenly: GEOFF IS NOT A CRYPTO PRODUCT. Let that sink in. 1001 Pauly0x lies. ♟️🃏🦋