Cooker Alert.

Every time someone criticises the quality of our politicians, conservatives fire back with ‘but the country’s still a mess.’ What mess exactly? Australia has universal healthcare. Free public education. A minimum wage. Compulsory superannuation. One of the highest standards of living on earth. We are not at war. We are not in famine. We are not living under authoritarian rule. By virtually every global measure, Australia is one of the best countries on earth to be born into. That didn’t happen by accident. Are there real challenges? Yes. Housing affordability is a genuine crisis. Cost of living is hurting people. Those are legitimate issues that deserve real policy responses. What they don’t deserve is being weaponised by people who have no intention of solving them. Because ask yourself — when did you last hear Hanson or One Nation offer an actual successful, budgeted policy solution to housing? To cost of living? Not a grievance. Not a target. An actual successful policy. Their entire business model is convincing you the country is a disaster so you stay angry enough to vote for them. Scared people don’t ask hard questions. Trump still has “concepts of a health plan” -while the entire country can’t afford healthcare. Every foundation that makes Australia great was built by progressive governments, opposed at every turn by conservatives. Medicare. Superannuation. The NDIS. The minimum wage. The National Apology. The two biggest back-to-back budget surpluses in history after inheriting a trillion dollars of Liberal debt. A decade of Coalition government gave us Robodebt. Sports rorts. A delayed national integrity commission. And a senator found guilty of racially vilifying a PhD engineer. The country isn’t a mess. But we will be when the people running it have no idea what they were doing

Wow! I forgot how many trolls there are on X. After tweeting about how many current politicians have qualifications relevant to their portfolios (in response to Pauline Hansons appalling political record)-what followed was a barrage of arguments that relevant expertise is somehow bad for the country —classic Trumpism and Hansonism. Revealing. And terrifying. Trump literally said he loves the uneducated — at a rally — and got cheered for it. That’s the playbook: manufacture resentment toward expertise so that incompetence becomes a virtue and accountability becomes elitism. The really dangerous part isn’t Hanson or Trump themselves — it’s that their supporters have been successfully convinced that being against knowledge and evidence is somehow authentic and brave. That questioning a politician’s relevant expertise is snobbery rather than basic accountability. You’d never apply the anti-expertise logic anywhere else. Nobody says “I don’t want a qualified surgeon, I want someone who just gets it.” Nobody says “I don’t care if my engineer has credentials, I care about his character.” As if Hanson’s character is to be admired. But somehow when it comes to the people managing the economy, health policy, and Indigenous affairs — suddenly expertise is suspicious. It’s not anti-elitism. It’s anti-accountability — and Hanson has made a 30-year career out of it without fixing a single thing she complains about.

@BrotherAghama @KillAuDeepState Work called. Can you come in early?

@KillAuDeepState PM Albanese is only deceiving himself, when we all know that he's a member of the club of occultic paedophiles, ritualistic child trafficking practitioners and cannibalistic worshippers of Satan.

You are a Satanist who hates Christians. You are deliberately destroying our country with mass immigration. You are a TRAITOR❗️

@KillAuDeepState You might consider getting yourself some help. You’re clearly struggling.

@PawlowskiMario Essentially, anything not part of the MAGAt cult.

Hey MAGA people, please define “communism” to me⚠️ Be as specific as you can, don’t post book definitions or theoretical communism. I need a real life definition, thank you.

@Pete20221 The fuck we are

Well done USA for saving the lives of the downed aircrew. Most Europeans, Australian and Kiwis are with you, despite what some of our cowardly politicians and leaders say 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@KatyKray73 Another simplistic cooker.

Another fed-up Aussie with a message for our Prime Minister. Most of us are sick and tired of the direction this country is heading under this lack of leadership. How much longer will we tolerate it? Save Australia! 🇦🇺

@SecWar You’re a fucking psychotic war criminal.

The tomb is empty. The promise is fulfilled. Through His sacrifice, we are redeemed. We stand firm in faith, courage, and truth—Happy Easter.

@HFrostyB69 @goodlobster1 My my. What a devastating counterpoint. Have you been approached by the Oxford debating society yet? Surely it’s only a matter of time.

@CookerA @goodlobster1 What’s a cooker I know what a oxygen thief is that’s you…

Because I said man didn’t walk on the moon 57 yrs ago I got called Stupid Retarded An idiot Dumb Etc etc All by people I’m picking think that a vaccine that doesn’t stop transmission or infection and caused Myocarditis saved millions of lives I’m just having a few beers and laughing Happy Easter my X friends ❤️ Jezza

@CarolinaSideEye @Symply_rhoda1 Fuck off, you ghastly cunt.

@Symply_rhoda1 They took the Covid shot and it came out of nowhere

Medical experts : how do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late ?

@goodlobster1 Yes, I recall mum did have a rather nasty tapeworm removed. Surprisingly, it learned how to type.

@CookerA To be fair that is what your Dad called me when he caught me balls deep in your Mum But that I deserved I guess

@BoerInExile Very original.

@CookerA Evil retard tries. Evil retard fails.

Cooker tries. Cooker fails.

@BoerInExile @SonofManwithus It occurs to me that you may have learning difficulties, or an intellectual impairment of some kind. Acquired brain injury perhaps. Apologies. It is hardly fair for me to embarrass you any further, given your clear limitations.

@CookerA @SonofManwithus Ironic, give how you followed the crowd to inject snake oil into yourself retard. You don't have a single original thought in your brainwashed brain.

Is it now the time when the unvaccinated get to point fingers and mock the vaccinated like they did to us?

@Ryandally08 “Why doesn’t my drink overflow when the ice melts?”

#BREAKING Climate Change is so catastrophic that Australia's sea levels remain the same as it was over 250 years ago.

@RightisRight___ You forgot the second part of the question.

@CookerA Income splitting Child care benefits paid directly to parents if they want to pay grandparents to look after children they can Dumping Net zero Building coal fire power stations Cutting immigration till our infrastructure can cope

JUST VOTE ONE NATION 👊

@JimFergusonUK I wonder what his opinion on theoretical physics is? How’s his neurosurgery?

🚨 AFL LEGEND ERUPTS — “THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY” Gary Ablett Sr has launched a blistering attack on the Australian government — and he’s not holding back. He claims: • Australia is being run “like a dictatorship” • The government is “socialist communist” • The system has operated under “fraudulent governance” for decades And it goes deeper… Ablett argues constitutional changes since the Gough Whitlam era have undermined the nation’s legal foundation entirely. His warning? Every level of authority — government, courts, taxation — now faces serious questions of legitimacy. Explosive. Controversial. But now out in the open. The bigger question: How many people are starting to think the same?

@BoerInExile @SonofManwithus Originality, remember? Not just more bone crunching moronism.

@CookerA @SonofManwithus Bud, you're a commie. Commies aren't known for originality. You followed the sheep like a good little retard and injected snake oil into yourself whilst abusing your fellow citizens.