Cosmo Kramer
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Cosmo Kramer
@Cosmo3Kramer
I believe in Occam's razor, Cold IPA, Pineapple on my pizza, and Sports.
가입일 Ağustos 2021
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We're so excited to celebrate Pride Night at TD Garden 🏳️🌈💚
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@Super70sSports Was thinking the exact same thing today. Well said Ricky.
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I used to wonder how old people could be so chill about dying but I’ve lived long enough now I think I’m starting to get it. Everything just gets progressively weirder and dumber until you’re finally like “Ok, Jesus, take me home before it gets even stupider.”
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@hawkblogger Nobody taking the Mickey Mouse bowl serious 🤣. Super Bowl fluke. Niners the big bros yall knew that. That’s why we get the Thursday game
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@ShooterMcGavin 26 years ago I had big expectations for my life
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26 years ago Tiger Woods had 308 to the pin and pulled out a 3 wood
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@Super70sSports His wife didn't do a damn thing around that house. No job, no house work. WTF?
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Mike Brady arrives home from work and braces himself for the inevitable shitstorm he’s about to walk into.
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My 10 favorite basketball players ever:
Larry Bird
George Gervin
Julius Erving
Michael Jordan
Pete Maravich
Magic Johnson
Charles Barkley
Bill Walton
Artis Gilmore
Dan Issel
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@Super70sSports And a massive 95 cent discount if you buy the whole suit instead of the pants and shirt individually 🤣
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@damone_mike @Super70sSports I'd like to kick 100% of that guy's ass
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I’m sick and fucking tired of stores with 30 checkout lanes and one fucking employee working.
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@TheBabylonBee Lessons start early. Get tough or learn to play the piano.
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@Super70sSports The Beach Boys are going to get massacred in round 1 action.
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Thirty-two “Why not …” poll Championship Friday winners are in the field but only ONE will remain standing. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2nd Annual Super 70s Sports Spectacular Bracket of Randomness! The action begins tomorrow.
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Act now and Kmart will also throw in a free counseling session for your kid to begin working through the trauma of everyone mercilessly roasting him for wearing any of these abominations to school …
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The official ice cream of “It’s 1975 and, hey, there’s ice cream in the freezer!”
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Previously imprisoned for trying to support ISIS? What are we even doing here? If you support terrorists groups either stay in jail for life or get kicked out of the country forever. This is what terrorist groups what to do. Kill Americans. Feel like I’m taking crazy pills
CBS News@CBSNews
NEW: The Old Dominion University gunman was identified as Mohamed Bailor Jalloh, an ex-National Guardsman previously imprisoned for trying to support ISIS, sources say. cbsn.ws/4bn4Scf
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@BrandiKruse Because he has non-white skin and it would have been "racist" to deport him?
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WHY WAS HE STILL IN THE COUNTRY
Tom Winter@Tom_Winter
BREAKING | NBC News: A man previously convicted of providing material support to ISIS, Mohammad Jalloh, and recently released from prison has been identified as the shooter at Old Dominion earlier today, two senior law enforcement officials briefed on the matter say.
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@bcondotta yeah, like who could of seen that coming?
Ralph Malph probably had something to do with it.
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Always sorta thought Arnold was to blame for this for putting the chicken stand there. Where else was The Fonz supposed to go?
Bite-Sized Nostalgia@landofthe80s
On this date in 1976 on an episode of Happy Days, Fonzie plans a televised motorcycle jump over 14 garbage cans. #70s #nostalgia
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Jobe was a priority for the @Seahawks
Feels like he and Drake Thomas equally understood the “70 Strong” model w/their $$ & structure as well
Jeremy Fowler@JFowlerESPN
Corner Josh Jobe back to Seattle for three years and $24M, per source.
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