Craig Stuart

@EricLDaugh Of course my girl friend is real! She’s beautiful, she just goes to a different school.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just said Iran's leaders sent him a "present" as part of proving who is really in control The present, related to oil and gas, arrived today, worth a "tremendous amount of money" "They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money." "And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize." "They gave it to us, and they said they were going to give it, so that meant one thing to me — we deal with the right people." "No, it wasn't nuclear-related. It was oil and gas-related, and it was a very nice thing they did." "But what it showed me is that we're dealing with the right people."

@LivingTricks_ UK did not exist until the act of Union you muppets

Oldest countries in history

@ayu_DPalupi A shite solder joint.

Is this a chemical or physical process? Have you ever seen anything like this?

@UKGovScotland @D_G_Alexander Scotland’s voice he says! 😂😂😂

The new Secretary of State for Scotland, Douglas Alexander, shares his vision for the role and how he plans to deliver for Scotland. @D_G_Alexander

@STVNews But Ian Wood said there was none left.🤦🏻

A Conservative government would make North Sea oil and gas the 'cornerstone' of the economy, Tory leader Kemi Badenoch has pledged, hitting out at Labour for treating the sector as a 'relic of the past'. i.stv.tv/4lZBbBt

@AnasSarwar Gies peace!

The SNP are out of time. I’m ready to lead Scotland into a new era of hope and ambition.

@AnasSarwar It’s being done as we speak, there is nothing you could have done to make it happen any faster. Complex infrastructure projects take time, procurement takes time,community engagement takes time. Sit down.

The SNP’s broken promise to dual the A9 is symbolic of their failure to deliver on their promises. As First Minister I will deliver the dualling of the A9 and stand up for the Highlands.

@AnasSarwar @Daily_Record The UK hasn’t recognised the state of Palestine.

UK recognition of the State of Palestine is a victory for the people. In my @Daily_Record column I welcome the UK’s decision, but the priority must be to end the war and suffering now. dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

@gunsnrosesgirl3 That will not give you an accurate size.🤦🏻

How to measure ring size

@pforpaddy @Channel4News It’s bizarre

@Channel4News English fans. Absolutely nothing wrong with calling them exactly what they are. What's the journalistic rationale for this mislabelling?

England defeated Spain in the final of the women’s 2025 European Championship in a dramatic win in Basel, Switzerland on penalties. Here’s the reaction of British fans on the Lionesses making history winning the Euros twice in a row.

@jackiebmsp Using mostly spoons!😂 Civil engineer vs Dave from the coop.👍

The SNP's plan for the Rest and Be Thankful will cost more than half a billion pounds and will take a decade to deliver. Local campaigners have quicker, more cost effective ideas - it's time the SNP listened.

@TaraBull808 No deadening?

What trade could you confidently say you've 'mastered'?

@SaulStaniforth @jackmrankin “A big boy done it, an ran away”

.@jackmrankin: "I think we should be very clear where the moral culpability for every single tragic life thats lost in Gaza, & that is with Hamas itself" Israel doesn't want to starve kids to death. Hamas is making them.

@ScottishLabour @AnasSarwar Nope!

Under the SNP, Scotland's NHS is on its knees. The first task of @AnasSarwar's Scottish Labour government will be to fix our NHS.

@SamanthaTaghoy 😂,No!

If you earn £120,000 a year in the UK, you keep just 29p of every pound you make. And it’s only getting worse under Labour. Higher taxes, more red tape, and endless punishment for anyone who dares to work hard, take risks, or build something of value. They talk about “fairness,” but what’s fair about pushing away talent, driving out investment, and leaving ordinary families with higher bills and fewer opportunities? What’s fair about squeezing small businesses until they fold, while politicians pat themselves on the back for “doing something”? The UK already has a productivity crisis, a skills shortage, and an investment drought — and instead of fixing the root cause, Labour doubles down on the same tired tax‑and‑spend dogma that’s been failing for decades. We’re becoming one of the worst places in the developed world to work, innovate, or raise a family. Success isn’t just unrewarded. It’s punished. But sure, let’s keep pretending envy is a strategy for growth. Let’s keep driving away anyone who actually creates jobs and prosperity. Let’s keep chanting “tax the rich.” And wonder why Britain is failing.

@staylorish So it’s cheaper in England because…

Thought experiment for Scottish nationalists: if you believe that when Scotland net exports something to England, that thing should be cheaper in Scotland than in England, does the same principle apply in reverse?

@BrianMc23314790 You just made a list. Explain exactly how he will do those things please.

@BrianMc23314790 No he won’t.

@FJMcNally Dribble dribble.

The SNP’s fiscal incompetence has left a £2.6B black hole in the Scottish Government’s budget, despite record funding from the UK Government. That shortfall may lead to job loses in our NHS. Scottish Ministers need to get a grip of this crisis.

@BrianMc23314790 It has zero power and can’t deviate from the policies of its boss at Westminster. So🤷🏽