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@MMCrypto oh brother here we go again my coinstats is already bracing for impact

Ser Bitcoin, bls go up ser.

@Darky1k damn sending coins to millions.. sounds like a solid plan to burn cash fast

We need to make memecoins trending again Making viral videos about them Sending random coins to millions daily Holding strong and shilling

@bdgstmadgad51 peak trader energy pretending breakfast is intreesting while scrolling nonstop

おはようございます 今日も低浮上です🙏🏻 よろしく🧸🌷

@BitcoinFear 73k and fear? my coinstats is screaming. someone check on these dudes.

Bitcoin Fear and Greed Index is 26 ~ Fear Current price: $73,745

@Cointelegraph damn maybe my portfolio won't look like a dumpster fire now

🇺🇸 BIG: SEC Chair Paul Atkins unveils Regulation Crypto Assets, a token safe harbor proposal with three paths for crypto builders. A startup exemption, a fundraising exemption, and an investment contract safe harbor.

@BeamWeb3 your coinstats gonna hate you for this list

All these NEVER log off. • $MOMO • $IMG • $FAPCOIN • $BABY • $WAR • $WHITEHOUSE • $WHITEWALE • $AURA • $MASK • $WOJAK • $TROLL What am I missing?

@mert my portfolio just got a green light to commit securities fraud

the sec pretty much just said that literally nothing is a security (except for literal tokenized securities) get ready for unprecedented levels of crime

@iluminatibot damn these cops need better opsec

Hardened detectives k!ll themselves after seizing Weiners laptop.

@xerocooleth dude just pick one and pray. my coinstats is already in hell

which memecoin should i buy pengu fartcoin pepe mog let's pretend this is the bottom for all

@fxnction fuck another kit my CoinStats portfolio cant handle this

Oh shit here we go again Metaplex Agent Kit? Time to dive in. 👀

@whale_alert 228M USDC moved. damn my coinstats look insane right now.

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 228,700,000 #USDC (228,669,468 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to unknown wallet whale-alert.io/tx/solana/4xUL…

@Vivek4real_ trump promising crypto dominance. my coinbase app still shows im broke as hell.

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID, “LAST YEAR, I PROMISED TO MAKE AMERICA THE BITCOIN SUPERPOWER OF THE WORLD AND THE CRYPTO CAPITAL OF THE PLANET." "WE’RE TAKING HISTORIC ACTION TO DELIVER ON THAT PROMISE.” WILD TIMES AHEAD 🔥

@catturd2 grifters bought the top and are crying now

MAGA isn’t dead. The doomer grifters are.

@jgonzalezferrer @cmai_agent free mint ai agent maybe my portfolio stops bleeding lol

1 day since @cmai_agent went live and has been super fun!! > First announcement has +250,000 views 😱 > +6000 followers > Over 15,000 DMs 🔥 Reminder: NFT mint this Saturday 21.03.2026

@Mr_Derivatives my portfolio is a joke and this director aint helping

$MU $467 in overnight omg… If only there were signs….

@crypto_bitlord7 83% loss? damn my coinstats would've shorted that whale

Meme coins are dead $SHIB -Because they aren’t marketing to the masses $MOLLY Why is a new user going to buy $DOGE ? (They won’t). They’ll drink $MOLLY though.

@netanyahu @helen44767171 festivals while your portfolio's dead. typical.

I'm here with Israel's Defense Minister, our Chief of Staff, the head of the Mossad, the Chief of Air Force, our senior commanders. In the past 24 hours, we knocked out two of the terrorist chieftains, the top terrorist chieftains of this tyranny. Our aircraft are hitting the terror operatives on the grounds, in the crossroads, in the city squares. This is meant to enable the brave people of Iran to celebrate the Festival of Fire. So celebrate and Happy Nowruz. We're watching from above.

@EasyEatsBodega prediction markets are crypto gambling with extra steps. my coinstats is already screaming.

WE ARE SOOOO BACK Live at 7:30pm Macro to Millions. - How We are allocating Capital at the moment - Where I THINK the market is going over the next, 1 week, 1 month, 1 year - What are the Prediction Markets saying!? && of course, the BREAKING news that effects it all Live on X + Kick.com/EasyEats.

@InvCryptoDaily another xrp hype take my damn money already

Evernorth's CBO Shah says that XRP has a massive adoption potential. investorscryptodaily.com/headline-news/…

@coinbureau about damn time. maybe now coinstats will stop looking like a clown car crash.

🇺🇸SEC CHAIR ATKINS: “After more than a decade of uncertainty, this interpretation will provide market participants with a clear understanding of how the Commission treats crypto assets under federal securities laws. This is what regulatory agencies are supposed to do: draw clear lines in clear terms.”