CumTHFC

Gambling is haram, yet I gambled all my aura this morning and won

@redditfartporn "she's also japanese! sugoi!"

@jessewassup And they had the audacity to tell me I wouldn't find Nobel Laureates on twitter

Imagine if pissing has the same sensation as cumming Taking a piss would prob become quite a taboo thing Interesting

@FeinIsSmelly you weren't here during either cumthfc or tictactoetenham shitpost eras, I am a shell of the monster I used to be

@CumTHFC Don’t act like ur not CumTHFC

Does anyone else sort of work up and down their penis until some kind of goo comes out? It feels really good and I just have to make sure I’m not alone here

@thirdmetax shit not even I can compete with this mf, maybe I need to take cum out of my username

Terry Crews reveals just how bad his porn addiction got “I got a day off from the set, and I could watch porn from probably 10 o’clock after my workout, 10am to 11pm at night” “It wouldn’t stop and I couldn’t stop, it was what you would call a splurge, I just couldn’t stop” “When day turns into night and you’re still watching, I knew I had a problem”

@KrogPriv No, but it's ok, you don't always have to be fine

@TheYonkinator @jessewassup "I thought it was him, cracking player"

@jessewassup Victor Muñoz

Who the hell is this

@thfc_mugen fucks he on about chat

Sta💹 💹enning 💹t

@KrogPriv absolute scenes when I shove the gun down my throat, pull the trigger and it jams

maybe next time lets have a chat in DMs before you tag me for no reason Mister, I promise I don't bite.

@kroggus I love jews and what they stand for, I would never slander them

@CumTHFC That pr filter kicked in i saw that you're not slick 😭

Roberto martinez is one of the biggest con artists in the last 10 years and is the reason why I will never ever back any of his teams. Arguably the most technical midfield in the tournament and THIS is how you set up?

Bernardo Silva, I will personally put a bullet between your eyes

@KrogPriv @jessewassup dont get me started on star wars edits man

I've been lowkey amazed recently at how many people haven't seen star wars

@d1thfc we might need to put you down

just farted up my balls

@FeinIsSmelly gotta respect it

70k banger and I didn't feel a single thing because I muted it at 100 likes because the notis r annoying

@kangminlee you had 3 average seasons at PSG but you want to talk like you're some God 🖕🤬 racist cunt

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