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I lost my job yesterday Rent was due No backup plan Then I remembered I still had Claude Asked it: “Analyze every top Polymarket wallet from the last 90 days and build me something” $25 → $4,237 in one night It ingested 10,000 wallets Cross-referenced win rates, sizing patterns Market selection identified 7 traders whose edge wasn’t luck Then it built an autonomous AI agent Not a script — not an if-then bot An agent that reads live news feeds Maps them to open markets Runs probabilistic inference on crowd mispricing Detects cross-market arbitrage between correlated outcomes Sizes positions using Kelly Criterion derived from the wallet patterns it studied I deployed it at 11:47PM Closed the laptop Woke up to a notification $25 → $4,237 94 trades while I slept Never asked me anything Never paused Never second-guessed That’s the entire game Information asymmetry at machine speed Wall Street pays $2M/year for this I paid $20/month for Claude Copy it here:t.me/KreoPolyBot?st…

@pmddomingos Keep telling yourself that, and let me know when it becomes factionally true.

Dear Europe: if Iran is not your problem, Ukraine is not America’s.

@AshCrypto Which doesn't have anything to do with bitcoin 🤣

BREAKING: IMF says tokenization will reshape finance, with trillions of assets moving on-chain by 2030.

@FTDA_US When can I start?

Few understand, and we hired them.

@BBCNews Gosh how could this have happend? What a mistery this is.

Fewer UK adults posting on social media, Ofcom finds bbc.in/4sYuX95

@sneako We already knew you were retarded no need to reinforce it.

I miss Joe Biden man

@MacOnPolymarket @WatcherGuru Which is literally innovation of the old system 🤡

@WatcherGuru That does not sound like innovation it sounds like the same old system just rebranded with blockchain.

JUST IN: IMF says "tokenization is reshaping regulated finance."

@DearS_o_n Denial

What’s a “boring” skill that secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?

LEVI (Levi Strauss and Co) : Denim Icon Poised for Q1 Earnings - $LEVI TradingView tradingview.com/chart/LEVI/5YY…

Bruce Springsteen start Amerikaanse tour met uithaal naar 'incompetente' Trump ift.tt/3ZeBRUx

DCA FX Debt & Rate Analyzer - $EURUSD TradingView tradingview.com/script/vq9dFGb…

@pmddomingos oh well you know because you can't just wave them into existance you idiot.

If LLMs are so smart, why do they need all these prompts, harnesses, post-training, scaffolding, etc.?

@TrendingBitcoin You mean that women they nick named the Kiss of death lmao!

🇺🇸 CATHIE WOOD SAYS, “BITCOIN IS HANDS DOWN BETTER THAN GOLD.”

Why do men lie more than women?

@MichaelAArouet right go back to school please.

The UK urgently needs a wealth tax. It will fix this.

@Polymarket You guys take this april fools thing very seriously

JUST IN: Tesla reveals it sold nearly 10k milkshakes in Q1, generating ~$100,000 in revenue.

@unusual_whales "house rich and cash poor" except on a national, trillion-dollar scale.

US household net worth is at an all time high of $184.1 trillion in Q4, per Bloomberg.

@rabbitholebot Allmost there just a little deeper....

Central banks in every country are compromised. All controlled by the Rothschilds.

@notthreadguy Grift guy

i’ve lived in nyc for two months and haven’t seen a single person under 30

@BinaryBart @CryptoJelleNL It's not really a joke it's just reality, so bad joke.

@CryptoJelleNL "Listen, it's a good joke - it's a great joke even - but I need you to stop anyway." Don't give them ideas

BREAKING: Dutch government announces a tax on paid taxes! Starting today, Dutch taxpayers will be paying 20% additional tax on top of their yearly tax bill. It is unclear if that 20% tax is then again taxed at 20%.