Salz

Speechless.

s7 and people still not shooting hela in her ult, loki lamps, peni nest, namor squids

sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who is not sure if they like me or not

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

POV: she left you for another guy and he cheated on her

finally accepting that we had nothing and I over romanticized everything

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

"She's the one bro" Bro 3 months later:

How it feels when you keep fumbling every girl you meet so you lowkey just retire

sometimes when I talk I can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

meeting someone new & they ask about my past now I have to choose between lying or unloading absolutely diabolical lore

Unemployed opening YouTube, Discord, Spotify, and Steam after waking up at 3pm

when you realize your getting jealous over someone you're not even dating

thanks for the carry, +750 and plat before the season ends feels good man

*message sent 8 hours ago* story posted 5 minutes ago:

smallest rivals update XDDDDDDD very optimized!!!

didnt know magneto was packing like that

Realizing it was me who didn't text back