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Haven’t played a major since 2019 in Minnesota, haven’t played a cup in even longer than that, can’t remember the last time I played a daily pp match.. but tomorrow I fly to Major 2 in Birmingham as the 28th seed 18 year old Wunga is jumping through the roof with excitement

@Chorkaborka Our case will make Headlines. "Felon sues Jewish Brownie Baker for scamming of his self-proclaimed delicious baked goods" We will go down in the history books Sir Lappangan Pekerjaan

@DSappUSBC This is a threat i believe

Am i cooked guys?

@Chorkaborka Yes. I fear your online to LAN ratio is on the lower end of the spectrum

Does anyone look at online performances of a player and then look at their lan performances anymore?

@Chorkaborka You know what they say about tall people

No one drips as hard as me in college call of duty and it's not even close x.com/i/status/20268…

@SireJerm @scwatched I'm the oldest of 8 siblings. Youngest one is about to be in kindergarten so I know what it takes

@scwatched @DSappUSBC

My brother sent the ultrasound pictures chat I’m so excited to be an aunt !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! (I’m having baby fever I want to start a family someone fall in love with me)

@SireJerm @scwatched @StormR_ Best Magneto in your replies and I help stop Divers. 😁 lmk

@scwatched @DSappUSBC @StormR_

CAN I HAVE MARVEL RIVALS TEAMMATES STG IM SO TIRED OF PLAYING THIS GAME ALONE

@Chorkaborka @5evropz Dont let him run MK and you win

@5evropz yo

I in fact demoted from 1 game off D1 to bottom diamond 3 👍 if anyone’s good at marvel plz hmu lets q

@ASHT0NMARTIN 1. Looks cool but dont like the color way 2. Comes with a ball holder 3. Looks like a manscape razor attachment 4. Slick but not sleek enough

Golf bros…which putter should I put in the bag?👀 Currently using a Jailbird Mini DB

Not prefect enough

@ASHT0NMARTIN @LexxaFae Okay, who photoshopped the baby out of your stomach and into hers?

New team member joining the roster 👶 Baby Martin — July 2026💙

Tusk is the best movie ever made

@TPCircuit San Antonio Major II - @NotKatze and @KozyVeil hit a major regain to close out Grand Finals in the second Bo5

just filed my taxes.. im going to prison

@JC115_ @ASHT0NMARTIN top fragged on colossus for the loss in CRL 8s

@ASHT0NMARTIN @DSappUSBC Wow @DSappUSBC what did you do

Bump, lmk asap

Need 2 for pup cup w/ @ASHT0NMARTIN

Some random joined Teej lobby and it is PURE comedy

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@Chorkaborka Save me ChorkBron

@ASHT0NMARTIN @DeeksEU @StormR_ @Tierfux "I thought you meant the cinder block"

@DeeksEU I’ve seen this spawn before lmao @DSappUSBC @StormR_ @Tierfux

SUREEEEEEEEEEEE