that guy

ugh this is the worst stop streaming on garbage twitter. #SJCOL

@christophepoug This is a good point.

At this point what kind of lunatic ships with the USPS? The service is just so far gone compared to UPS and Fedex.

@enuffer UPS/FedEx won’t allow you to schedule a pickup? 3 day deliveries vs 10-20 with no tracking whatsoever with USPS.

@D_Nuffer I can walk to the post office in my small town in Vermont. It is a 25 mile drive to a shipping point for the others.

@joealertz Pummmmmp and dummmmmp

$MVIS there is a lot of activity and open interest with May 21st $30 and $35 calls, definitely worth watching at these levels in case it reclaims day highs in the afternoon.

@SJEarthquakes @MLS Meme Monday can’t come fast enough

You better believe we made a hype up video for our new grass. When it's the best in @MLS, you gotta do it.

Current situation in Cape Town 🔥 Wind has picked up through the night and is strong. Will need to be a big effort today by firefighters. #CapeTown #capetownfire

What's your favorite goal of the season so far? 🤔 #MLSisBack

@alex_guti2001 @BoatYrn @MLS @CH14_

@BoatYrn @MLS @CH14_ Vaaamossss

@tomthom11 What was the diagnosis?

Appreciate the kind messages. Feeling good. Looking forward to getting back to the field as soon as possible. 👍🏻

@ArmandDoma I will always remember all the venture capital money I spent between 2012 and 2018. Thanks for the memories poorly thought out marketing campaigns!

remember when Uber and Lyft were burning piles of money to compete so you could get carted around SF like a king for like $3? wild time

Read’s highlights of Biden’s executive gun control orders....THESE WEREN’T ALREADY LAWS?! Wtf America?!

@mrfantastic08 @TaylorTwellman Imagine Toronto playing Olimpo. The away legs for those teams.

@TaylorTwellman I swear MLS & Liga MX need to leave #SCCL21 and play in Copa Libertadores . SCCL referees stay giving us head scratching results smh

6 game suspension. Now. #SCCL21

@ProductHunt @googledrive Insta acquisition of the code and team are any good.

Turn @googledrive files into a wiki or help centre for your team meow.ph/kbee

CLOCKEDT!

@SJEarthquakes @MLS Hey Jesse. We done with acquisitions yet bey?

When you realize @MLS is almost back.

Anyone out there in the Twittervers have any experience using retool.com ?

@joealertz Load up on crypto today. Sell tomorrow at opening bell, move into market at lunchtime cool down.

I guess the death rate got too low in texas. Time to remove those extremely intrusive, painful, and difficult to adhere to mask restrictions. Time to get back to driving those hospital rates back up. #leadership #Texas

@QuakesEpicenter @SJEarthquakes Nice. Put a flyer on San Jose and FCC.

This seems odd to me. Dead last? @SJEarthquakes were a playoff team last year, and added quite a bit more than they lost in terms of quality (with more moves to come). Plus, with Almeyda’s feast-or-famine style, they could plausibly get hot at the right time. More upside.