Dan and Dan

@TheWansteadtap Thanks for everything Dan. You did great & the Tap will be hugely missed. Good luck for whatever comes next!

We came, we did, actually we did ok. Now we are done. I hope everyone takes something different away from what we did. We weren't perfect, who is... but I've we've learnt to be nicer, learnt to like jazz and know what psychogeography is then all is not lost . No Pasaran and out!

@balconyshirts You forgot a fax number!

I’ve redone our windows. We now have a QR code because we are on the very cutting edge of modern technology.

@TheWansteadtap Could do with some audience cutaways to spice things up

Jeeez he doesn't sound well

@TheSnowDreamer A few flakes in Stratford E15!

Latest update gone further would be good to hear ground observations as radar could be misleading.

Desperate times but if you’re in London seems band to NW has pepped up a tad.

@TheSimonEvans This person is a huge talent. Their Secrets of a Devon Wood book is a thing of wonder.

Absolutely beautiful work and a great tune too. An enviable skill and patient accumulation and more urgent than ever to cultivate such things. The only way to be sure it isn’t Ai is to have drawn it yourself.

Dan & Dan: The Elf of the Self youtu.be/uK-T4O43iTA new video, festive-adjacent, bit weird

@secondmentions Christmas jumpers = “festive knitwear”, The Telegraph

@balconyshirts I’m all for tradition but have you tried opening at 5pm instead, and then closing at 9am? Thinking outside the box a bit here.

We've shut the shop because it's 5pm and it's something of a tradition for us to shut the shop at 5pm even though it would be better for us to stay open until later because lots of people walk past at 5pm when they finish work but you have to draw the line somewhere, don't you?

@geofftx Hahaha wtf!!

Go on then. youtu.be/7V1KDXmPmlQ?si…

New vid?

@balconyshirts Yep. Terrible badly lit photos of kittens only please.

@DanAndDanFilms Yeah. It’s rubbish, really, isn’t it? Just another layer to the “post truth” lasagne.

@ian_rutson @Tesco Haha, omg

Interesting first search hits @tesco...

@w9maidavale @CityWestminster The giant red arrow painted on the wall is a nice touch, too

We've got Starbucks to put a waste bin outside the store in Maida Vale - it's a planning condition and thanks to a sharp-eyed local for spotting they'd stopped complying and to the @CityWestminster Inspector for having a quiet word with the global coffee giant.

@remixeverything That pesky morph cut, many a time have I played with fire & got burned by it

Some people claim this Trump statement is AI, but this is likely the morph cut feature in Premiere, which blends together an edit. My guess is they're trying to hide the large bruise on his right hand. That left hand basically doesn't budge the rest of the video.

@holland_tom His poem October Salmon is wondeful. It’s about a fish and it’s also about everything.

“A moment ago It slid into place A sliver of ocean, Barbed, fletched, notched - So strange, so near, So like love's touch, Almost a fear - Now, while you watch it, This moment, and this, It rests there.” #Salmon

“There is a weird kind of anticipatory terror about this, and it leaks an especially high-quality adrenalin into the blood - which is no doubt the drug we are hooked on.” Ted Hughes on fishing

@ianvisits Er… it’s also listed as permanently closed. RIP Clapham Common I guess.

Random observation - unlike other parks, Clapham Common isn't coloured in green on Google Maps

@bccamplight Been listening to the album on repeat. It’s fantastic. And epic. All the -ics.

Epic x