Dan Sebree

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Dan Sebree

@DanSebree

Founder and host of Super Dope Comedy. Host of Ramblin Rambler’s Comedy Show. Co-host of the Interruption Mic. all my homies love Raymond. he/they/raymond

Columbus, OH 가입일 Şubat 2011

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·30 Mar

This quarantine is the closest any of us millennials will get to retirement.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·10 Eyl

@vincentcuratola My estimation of you as a man has plummeted.

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Vincent Curatola@vincentcuratola·10 Ağu

You are painfully dumb. Sit down and shut up…

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC

I’m going to assume you were trying to reply to me and burped this tweet into the ether instead. You seem to struggle with knowing how to write an apology. Do you need help? Maybe you should call someone.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·13 Kas

@VivekGRamaswamy @elonmusk Cunt

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Vivek Ramaswamy@VivekGRamaswamy·13 Kas

Afuera! 🔥

J.R.Franklin@JRFranklin15

A son of Indian immigrants, and a Canadian from South Africa, both citizens of America, are about to completely and totally drain the swamp out of D.C. I LOVE my country.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·13 Kas

@VivekGRamaswamy @elonmusk You two are such cunts

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·12 Kas

@SenWarren Then do something you stupid asshole

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Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·11 Kas

Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law. I would know because I wrote the law. Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement. This is what illegal corruption looks like. cnn.com/2024/11/09/pol…

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·12 Kas

@realDonaldTrump Cool neck pussy

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Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·11 Kas

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·24 Eyl

@BillSimmons @HousefromDC Bengals are 0-3, aren’t going to the playoffs. 6 teams have gone to the playoffs after starting 0-3, 1 since 2000, none have ever won the Super Bowl. This year is over.

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Bill Simmons@BillSimmons·24 Eyl

Congrats to @HousefromDC for finally having a QB!!!!!

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·21 Mar

I worked really hard today at work. I never want to do that again.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·26 Şub

This app sucks nuts, I can even post a stand up clip without paying

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·15 Oca

I’ll have been doing stand up for 10 years in a few days. My goal for the year is to somehow open for @NickSwardson

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·3 Ara

Did you know that Michael Jackson was in a Rob Zombie cover band? They were called “The Devil’s Re-He-Ject’s.”

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·24 Kas

I know it’s bad, but god damn it if child soldiers aren’t cute.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·23 Kas

Some people call it trauma dumping, I call it reminiscing

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·23 Kas

Delta 8 is Christian weed.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·19 Kas

My favorite thing about doing stand up is farting in the sound booth.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·18 Kas

Are the suburbs good or bad? Does it count a gentrification or your gentrifying nature?

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·27 Eki

It’s weird to me that the Bible tells us Jesus had a foot fetish and like no one talks about it.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·28 Eyl

Gonna get a tramp stamp that says “I’m with stupid ⬇️”

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·25 Ağu

No fucking way Trump only weights 215

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·20 Ağu

My favorite furry is Joe Camel.

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Dan Sebree@DanSebree·18 Ağu

I clap a lot.

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@vincentcuratola @VivekGRamaswamy @elonmusk @SenWarren @realDonaldTrump @BillSimmons @HousefromDC @NickSwardson