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Breaking News 🚨:Snow is falling somewhere in Nigeria.... 😌 We may never see this again....

@leodey4uu SEW ONE SENATOR FOR ONE APC SENATOR AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GLE..... WORK SMART NOT HARD.

How many senators I wan sew before I tear GLE 😭

@AmberRayz Mutuals?

@Danielhacker09 Thats pitiful

Using the sun as a football ⚽️

@FanaticCM @iamdikeh Mutuals?

@Danielhacker09 @iamdikeh Clock that shii

we’ve been dating for 4 years and she hasn’t proposed to me 🙄 women will stain your white 💔

@FanaticCM @iamdikeh Mutuals

@MadsPosting 🍻

@arojinle1 It's a top tier feeling when "a woman just pays your house rents, send you monthly allowance,Pays your bills gets foodstuffs for you mom and siblings" and isn't asking for sex or anything in return 🥹... Only real women can do these ....

Nothing beats having a female friend that's not sexually attracted to you but wants just the best for you, provide for you and is always there for you.

I asked my girlfriend for 250k yesterday and she said she doesn't have it rn I should be patient with her .... I think I've lost feelings and would be breaking up it's done bcos wdym you don't have ordinary 250k....Mtcheeeeew.... Broke girls don't deserve a man like me clock it

It's a top tier feeling when "a woman just pays your house rents, send you monthly allowance,Pays your bills gets foodstuffs for you mom and siblings" and isn't asking for sex or anything in return 🥹... Only real women can do these ....

@Akir_a997 Spotify Premium.

name something you NEVER feel guilty spending money on

@PeterDfire @Getinwithgame OG's in the game 🎯

@Danielhacker09 @Getinwithgame You know ball my bro, too much pressure and the pussy starts fleeing

You did good… I like it, except the p*ssy licking joke. But over all you calibrated well. What’s not good about your situation is that you’re both are coworkers. Her female logic will work against you

@Azcertcha @Getinwithgame He overdid it

@Getinwithgame Chisom na Olodo He's overdoing it

@imriona She has a point 🍆🤔

why are so many sex toys purple, is there some sort of science behind purple and horniness

@OnyiaDavid15829 Story long 😂

If I finally make am, the story wey I go tell go too long 😂 una go read tire. The person wey go interview me sef go need strength—because na full season series, no be one episode 😭🎬

🚨💣 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓! Liverpool have broken six records in a single UCL knockout game — plus a stunning comeback! 🔥 — First UCL quarter-final under Arne Slot (first since 2023/24) — Four different goalscorers in one UCL knockout match at Anfield (first time since 2008/09) — Hugo Ekitiké and Ryan Gravenberch both scored their first-ever UCL knockout goals for Liverpool — Dominik Szoboszlai reaches 12 goals for the 2025/26 season — Mohamed Salah scores his 13th goal of the season despite missing a penalty (first Liverpool player to do so in a UCL KO game since 2014) — Biggest UCL knockout victory at Anfield since 2009 after overturning the 1-0 first-leg deficit The first ever English club to break many record in a single UCL game!

Nothing matches that feeling of scrolling on Twitter after your favorite team won

@lfc_nick_ Nope we still want him out btw........

so we’re all arne slot in now!!!!!!