Danny Head

@CalMac_Updates Looks wild on the weekend 🙄 fuckin embarrassment!

ℹ️ From 8 Feb to 11 Feb inclusive sailings on #Ardrossan - #Brodick will temporarily operate to/from Troon. Full details and information to support customers with this change: calmac.co.uk/customer-updat…

@crantara @crantara you sound thick enough to be one of the managers of CMal? Is that your prerogative ya “idjit”?! If it’s an insult then you go sail it big man.

@offtheballbbc What Glasgow airport taxi’s seem to use to come up with their prices.

Terracing Teaser: If the answer is 2 metres what is the question? #offtheballbbc

@kounce @Dave_hackett Start it off ma boy!

Think neck nomination would be a good idea to come back into play at this time 🤣 seen as I thought of it, @Dave_hackett floor is yours

@offtheballbbc Broadfoot’s Scramble Troubles

Here’s Tam with this week’s Terracing Teaser ⬇️⬇️ BST?🤔

@offtheballbbc Laudrups mum “oh my god, it’s conjoined twins” Doctor “don’t worry, it’s only Jim White’s tongue”

Terracing Teaser: When the great and the good of Scottish football were born, what were the first words from their mothers’ mouths? ☕️ 🤔 ☕️ 🤔 Tweet us your entries or email: offtheball@bbc.co.uk

@Nemsle 😂😂😂😂😂

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@kounce Missed a couple of Fridays and Saturdays though 😂

Never missed a Monday at my work in my life. If rangers bring the cup home tomoz there a good possibility I’ll be having a Turkish bank holiday til January

@fu19 @IOAAFC @erch_mcnicol910 Hopefully @fu19 flying the flag for the southside 👌🏻

@IOAAFC Good luck lads. Wonder if the legends @erch_mcnicol910 and @Dannytheheader will be in about the squad. #arranlegends

Our first historic home game will take place on Sunday at 2pm vs Killie United @ Ormidale Park, Brodick......Big crowd expected

@Adamskikelso241 @Nemsle Ya puddin'

@Nemsle big Nick

Uncle Buddy. twitter.com/socceram/statu…

@stewarkirsty even worse, her son is still here 😂😂😂

Southside 8 @WestStoneFC 2. Smith2, @erch_mcnicol910 @GaryLogan11 3 @steven_barratt @beaglebhoy @TheGCFA @Scottish_AFF @ScotAmFA

Another look at Dustin Johnson's putt yesterday... amp.twimg.com/v/085293d4-9fc…

@Nemsle still top o the league Ems? #Roys

@KTHopkins shame he didn't steal a train and drive it into u ya twat!

That's me stopping watching #ImACeIeb for the year! #fix

@hannahmmj good with his fingers! ;-)

Tottenham goal was outrageous!

@Nemsle shocker lol

@Nemsle u play football the day?