David Munro

Dr Oz suggests taking po.st/QnMmkB for weight-loss and shed fat..

THEY DID WHAT? They put a wet floor sign on a toilet? But the toilet isn’t a floor!? can. not. COPE!

walk into the club like 'What up? I got a big cock!'

Fuck me don't give these girls Red Bull! Mental!

@ClaraghNorman Walt dies

I swear if I catch my son dancing behind a reporter on sky like these kids are I'm gonna 2 foot him.

@p_kelll he's not home yet I think that's a bad sign

After watching the conjuring you realise how much of a pussy you are #scaryshit #notrecommended

@p_kelll hidding behind a blocked number

3 blocked calls... #ownup

A beautiful picture of William & Kate with the #royalbabyboy on the Buckingham Palace balcony "

@OverIyManIyMan @p_kelll

#ItsSoHot I'm sweating like a dog outside a Chinese restaurent

@OverIyManIyMan @p_kelll

So happy jays back

When you start to rub your eyes and it feels so good and you can't stop ,it's like eye masturbation 👀

@moffitt_roberto Yemen and Uruguay