DLBIININJA/Jake's broken jaw! 🫨🫨🫨

Anyone else get to play #peekaboo with wild #Orca today? I did! Me and about 30 other people from a bridge as the Orca swam back & forth under the Fox Island Bridge! And after they swam under a pier. @orcanetwork @komonews @KIRO7Seattle @KING5Seattle @fox13seattle @komonews

Border Patrol Chief Michael Banks has been accused of traveling to Thailand and Colombia for sex tourism. Follow: @AFpost

@wutaboutJ @veIvetines What are they crying about now? 180 is benched by 5 to 10%. And 225 is bench by 0.5-1%. At 5'7" 145 I was able to get 265 for 3 reps. 225 was my ten rep standard for a long time.

Welp since there is a huge debate about bench pressing 225 lbs, here is a video of me benching 315 lbs for 5 reps

@rebekkarnold @corts__world

I don’t trust people who don’t like this song

What I drew at C2E2 last weekend ♥️! Thank you so much to everyone who stopped by, and for the continued support. #comicart

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me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

A Southern Baptist church has a registered sex offender in church leadership... for years... and SBC leaders do diddly-squat. This is why kids are not safe in churches of the Southern Baptist Convention. #TheyKnew #ThisistheSBC 1/2

The lunch was closed press, per WH pool, but looks like they've just uploaded the feed to YouTube anyway? youtu.be/bJ6FU7em_f4

It seems the White House may have uploaded that video unintentionally. It's now been made private. But I downloaded it, so here's the full WH feed of the Easter lunch earlier today. Trump does sound a bit more candid here than he does in front of reporters.

After less than 90 minutes of watching several of his own handpicked justices tear his arguments apart, the president abruptly left. thedailybeast.com/humiliated-tru…

🚨 When South Carolina was underwater, Lindsey Graham said publicly on news that he would help Israel rather than helping victims of the Hurricane in carolina. Israel has fucked up the American Government.

BREAKING: We just filed a complaint asking the Pentagon IG to investigate whether the flyover of Kid Rock's house violated any federal or DOD rules, how much taxpayer money was spent and Pete Hegseth’s decision to reverse Army personnel’s suspension. citizensforethics.org/legal-action/l…

When the clone label snapped #comicart #comics #art #artist #artwork

@Claressashields Let me guess he's never heard of pre-ejaculate.

Y’all this too much alright,

Exclusive: 30 members of Congress are in Scotland on taxpayers' dime amid the shutdown. Take a look: tmz.me/rnullKB

Iran plays April Fools joke on Trump and Bibi

BREAKING: Trump’s birthright citizenship scheme implodes after lawyer’s JAW-DROPPING courtroom blunder about Native Americans. Donald Trump sent his top lawyer to the Supreme Court to argue that birthright citizenship should be stripped from hundreds of thousands of American-born babies. It went so badly that his own solicitor general nearly argued Native Americans aren't citizens either — and had to be rescued by a Trump-appointed justice. In one of the most jaw-dropping exchanges of Wednesday's already disastrous hearing, Justice Neil Gorsuch — appointed by Trump himself — pressed Solicitor General D. John Sauer on the logical consequences of the administration's own legal theory. The exchange was as stunning as it was revealing. Gorsuch asked a simple question: under the administration's proposed test for birthright citizenship, are Native Americans born today automatically citizens? Sauer's answer was a slow-motion legal train wreck. First, he said yes — obviously. Then Gorsuch pushed him to set aside the statutes granting Native Americans citizenship and answer based purely on the administration's own constitutional theory. Sauer's answer changed: "No." Under the 1868 congressional debates, he explained, children of tribal Indians were not considered birthright citizens. The courtroom went quiet. Gorsuch pressed harder. But under your test — the domicile test you want this court to adopt today — are tribal Native Americans born on U.S. soil birthright citizens? Sauer fumbled. "I think so... I have to think that through, but that's my reaction." "I'll take the yes," Gorsuch replied — essentially throwing the solicitor general a life preserver before he could drown any further. Let's be absolutely clear about what just happened. The Trump administration walked into the highest court in the land with a legal theory so sweeping, so poorly thought through, that when a justice applied it logically, the government's own lawyer couldn't guarantee that Native Americans — people whose nations existed on this continent thousands of years before the United States did — would qualify as birthright citizens. This is the constitutional chaos that Trump's executive order invites. Once you start unraveling the 14th Amendment's guarantee that all persons born on American soil are citizens, there is no clean stopping point. The administration's own lawyer proved that in real time, in front of the entire nation, while Trump was still in the building — before he turned tail and fled. The 14th Amendment was written to be clear precisely because America had already lived through the horror of deciding that some people born here weren't really citizens. The Supreme Court has upheld birthright citizenship for 157 years. And Trump's lawyer just demonstrated, in spectacular fashion, exactly why those 157 years of precedent exist. Please like and share this post if you believe the Constitution means what it says — for everyone born on American soil.

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HILARIOUS: Drunk plumber in LA fires off his gun at an apartment complex and his neighbor lets him have it as he’s being taken away in cuffs

LOCK THAT BIATCH THE FUCK UP!!