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Did the Pope just assume the gender of the unborn?

Youtu.be/QOne6JNQCF4 First video link😊

Just recorded a new video and will be uploading it soon!

I am beering as we speak. That's a new word now. I made it up. You can now begin using it...GO!

No names.But I just had a piece pulled from the media that warned about the impending Chinese downturn and encouraged under 35s to vote left

@ManMadeMoon so sorry to hear about your loss. To us, David was an icon, but not as much as he was to you. My heart goes out to you.

If you eat granola, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.

My mate says he can speak without using his mouth But I think he's talking through his arse.

A random woman once asked was I Bill Bailey. The only familiar feature I had was a beard. I was 25 at the time. I said "yes".

I hear Donald Trump eats Muslims for breakfast. Muesli...I mean muesli.

So, someone took the B out of babe and now it's bae? Are we that fucking bored?

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9 "The smoke stack" A healthy life is one that accepts ones failings. instagram.com/p/46lfhlD0uv/

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9 "another victim approaches" Pain is a great teacher. instagram.com/p/46gSkmj0nX/

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #8 "The drunken mongoose" Beware of the effects of anaesthetic gases, grasshopper. instagram.com/p/46bTWZj0hA/

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #7 "The Masterful Snake" One must ALWAYS practice Kung-Fu, in work as in life,… instagram.com/p/46Yh02j0ti/

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #6 "The Blue Ninja" Always make sure your victim is unaware. instagram.com/p/46W8CLD0rP/

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #5 "The wandering hobo" Ones cart must first be full, to peddle ones wares, my… instagram.com/p/46T1UHD0n3/

Theatre pose #4 "The singing Carp" Remember, a dripstand is a poor excuse for a mic stand. instagram.com/p/46TTPMj0nZ/

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #3 This is called "The pondering Dragon" One must always choose wisely when… instagram.com/p/46SKa6j0l_/

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #2 This one is called " The Chris Brown". If it won't work first time, one must… instagram.com/p/46RGroj0k-/