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This is simultaneously the funniest and most relatable reel I’ve ever seen in my life

🚨BREAKING: America’s return to Jesus Christ has become so evident that even CNN, The New York Times, and The Washington Post have begun covering it. This is what it’s all about. God bless Trump for promoting God. Follow: @BoLoudon

A church switched from giving branded mugs to first-time visitors to donating meals to a local rescue mission in their name. Their connect card completion rate went from roughly 15% to almost 95% (@refugechurchlc on IG). The gift changed from "here's our logo" to "we did something meaningful on your behalf." Turns out their community responded to generosity, rather than merchandise.

Blind man reviews his 1st @Tesla @robotaxi ride All our rides today were unsupervised! Stay tuned for much more content together

You would legitimately be stunned to find what the American government and politicians did that was overtly and explicitly Christian when our nation was founded. - The first English Bible ever printed in America was funded and commissioned by Congress. - One of Congress' first acts was to select and pay Christian ministers as chaplains - Congress designated the House chamber for weekly Christian worship services in the capital building - This was the prayer at the first Continent Congress: "The prayer at the first Continental Congress on September 7th 1774: O Lord our Heavenly Father, high and mighty King of kings, and Lord of lords, who dost from thy throne behold all the dwellers on earth and reignest with power supreme and uncontrolled over all the Kingdoms, Empires and Governments; look down in mercy, we beseech Thee, on these our American States, who have fled to Thee from the rod of the oppressor and thrown themselves on Thy gracious protection, desiring to be henceforth dependent only on Thee. To Thee have they appealed for the righteousness of their cause; to Thee do they now look up for that countenance and support, which Thou alone canst give. Take them, therefore, Heavenly Father, under thy nurturing care; give them wisdom in Council and valor in the field; Defeat the malicious designs of our cruel adversaries; Convince them of the unrighteousness of their Cause & if they persist in their sanguinary purposes, O! let the voice of Thine own unerring justice, sounding in their hearts, constrain them to drop the weapons of war from their unnerved hands in the day of battle! Be Thou present, O God of wisdom, and direct the councils of this honorable Assembly; enable them to settle things on the best and surest foundation. That the scene of blood may be speedily closed; that order, harmony and peace may be effectually restored, and truth and justice, religion and piety, prevail and flourish amongst Thy people. Preserve the health of their bodies and vigor of their minds; shower down on them and the millions they here represent, such temporal blessings as Thou seest expedient for them in this world, and crown them with everlasting glory in the world to come. All this we ask in the name and through the merits of Jesus Christ, Thy Son and our Savior. Amen." - Etc. It's not a departure from the original norm for the US government to openly treat Christianity as true; it has been a departure from the norm for the US government *not to* for the last ~80 years

This is inappropriate. Government accounts should not be posting religious content. This isn’t Iran.

Isn't it interesting that Donald Trump unashamedly shares a great Christian Message on Easter and all the leaders who hate him around the world aren't sharing an Easter message?

Joseph of Arimathea pulled a corpse off a cross with his bare hands. Blood under his fingernails. The weight of a dead man sagging into his arms. He wrapped God in linen, pressed the fabric into wounds that were still wet. Nicodemus brought seventy-five pounds of burial spice. A king's funeral for a man the world just murdered. They carried Him into a hole in the rock and rolled the stone shut. And everything you've ever done went in with Him. Every night you can't sleep because of what you did. Every morning, you can't look in the mirror. The thing you did to her. The thing you did to them. The lie you've been carrying so long it feels like bone. The version of you that drinks alone and pretends tomorrow will be different. That man was buried with Christ. Stone sealed. Done. Not managed. Not in therapy. Not on a payment plan with God where you slowly earn your way back. Buried. In a tomb. Under rock. Gone. Three days of silence. Three days of a cold body in the dark. Then the stone moved. And when He walked out, the grave clothes were folded on the slab. He didn't stumble out tangled in death. He left it sitting there like a man who's done with the clothes he used to wear. Lazarus needed someone to unwrap him. Death still clung to him even after he was breathing. Jesus folded His own burial linen and walked out clean. That's the difference between religion and resurrection. Religion unwraps you slowly. Asks you to manage your sin. Attend the class. Read the book. Try harder next week. Resurrection says the man who walked into that tomb is dead. The man who walked out doesn't know him. You're not fixing the old you. The old you is in a sealed tomb in Jerusalem, and he's not coming back. The man reading this, the one who thinks he's too far gone, you're not too far. You're already buried. The funeral happened two thousand years ago. Now get up. The stone's already moved. The linen's already folded. Walk out.

The ending of Top Gun Maverick was absolute brilliance. When Rooster says, “It’s what my Dad would’ve done…..” Not a dry eye in the house.

"SHUT UP!" Rachel Wilson says to woke liberal with TikTok brain?! Whatever Podcast with Brian Atlas

@mikepat711 It’s interesting because my boss bought a GMC Sierra Denali with Supercruise but doesn’t use it. It’s also a diesel so he is paying a ton for gas right now. For what he paid, he could’ve gotten a CT with FSD.

Tesla Self-Driving sucks and doesn't work. This compressed video shows 90 minutes of Tesla's V14.2.2.5 moving through the heart of Philadelphia, and back to the suburbs for some errands. As you watch this clip, you'll start to realize that Tesla's goal of autonomy at-scale is very far from here, and probably won't ever actually happen. The entire charade is nonsense. Tesla cars have level 2 ADAS just like SuperCruise and BlueCruise. Yes, your Chevy Silverado does do this. More music by the homie @StainlessOne

I'm just gonna post this here because the world should never forget how much of a joke @CBSNews is.

“Instead of Iran charging $2M/vessel going through the Strait, the U.S. will charge a $2M escort fee for every vessel, which is about $9B a month or $100B in revenue.” “We will waive that fee for any country that participates in the coalition to open up the Strait.” BRILLIANT!!

President Trump just brought tears to millions “I am PROUD to join Christians around the world to celebrate Jesus Christ’s resurrection.” God is Good! 🙏

It's Good Friday, so I'd like to share one of the best illustrations of the Gospel that I've ever heard. Worst day for Him. Best day for us.

Wisconsin politicians are quick to attack ICE yet fail to provide the facts — so allow us. ICE arrested Jordanian national Salah Salem Sarsour, who is suspected of FUNDING TERROR ORGANIZATIONS and lying on immigration forms. He has convictions in Israel for THROWING A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL at the homes of Israeli forces and illegally attempting to possess weapons and ammunition. He got his green card under President Clinton after allegedly lying on his immigration application. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal proceedings. What's inexcusable is the fact that he was allowed to be in our country in the first place.

I just sold my Tesla Cybertruck AWD with over 30k miles FOR 69,000 What depreciation???

He’s right. All of it.

Obviously what these downed pilots need to do is find an old, abandoned fighter jet in an unguarded hanger and steal it

I am shocked — shocked! — to read that the President of the Islamic Society of Milwaukee is a convicted violent Muslim terrorist who lied on his immigration forms to enter the United States. Shocked! DEPORT.