Kennedy Kituyi

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Kennedy Kituyi

Kennedy Kituyi

@DirectorKenito

Photographer: Cinematographer: Sports Enthusiast Book me for (Weddings, Documentaries, and Events Coverage) Manchester United Fan, CR7 (Brazil, Portugal)

Nairobi, Kenya 가입일 Ekim 2013
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Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦
Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦@Entr_dawood·
Employed people wako pale kwa jam wanafikiria wachukue motorbike wasichelewe. Sisi tuko kwa blanket tumejikunja kama python ni kutweet. Employed wakigonja salary end month sisi Elon anatuwekwa after 2 weeks. Choose wisely, Be smart
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
Faith Odhiambo is a very good candidate for Nairobi women Rep seat,, but unfortunately, the average Kenyan voter isn't smart. Don't be surprised if they choose Omanga over such a brilliant mind.
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Frankology😎
Frankology😎@_f_rank·
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, it's another new day, wake up with positive energy as you keep appreciating your wins no matter how little they might be ⚡ 🔥
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Kenny
Kenny@sailboatson·
Type of girl you meet on the last day of vacation.
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Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪
Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪@kijana_misa·
Mbavu Destroyer is the man who hyped Vurugu Season 1 until it became a massive event. He later showed up at Vurugu 2 as a guest, and Obinna announced that he will be fighting a Somali boxer in December for Vurugu 3. In Nairobi, or anywhere else for that matter, if you want to eat with the big boys and get a piece of the cake, learn to cooperate. Stop approaching your bosses with suspicion from day one. More importantly, know your worth before you sign anything. Do not agree to 10K, then start making noise when you find out the next person is earning 100K. That is not advocacy. That is poor planning. Have principles. Set your terms early or live with the ones you accepted.
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jiggy_thecreator
jiggy_thecreator@presh_islit__·
Signs a man hasn't had s£x for a long time? 😂
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†ʀᴇx 🐍
†ʀᴇx 🐍@FwTrex·
Why is it that Nigerians don’t go camping in the forest at night?
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
Some mathematics has never made sense to me. A poor family raising 2 million shillings so that they can go to and pay it to the hospital for it to release the body if their dead relative is bad mathematics for me. Mtu amekula pesa yote akiwa mgonjwa,alafu akule ingine akiwa mkufu,anawaacha kwa umaskini hohe hahe. Mimi nilikaisha hii watu yangu chini nikawaambia ile siku itawahi fanyika,nimekufa na bill imepita 1 million,wanisahao tu. Wasijiue wakijaribu kupea uhai kitu imekufa. Waniwache nitumike kama Specimen huko laboratories. Juu ata ukiwa umekufa hujuangi,uzikwe kwa geneza ya 400k,uzikwe na bedsheet,uzikwe na karatasi,its all the same. Mchwa itakufikia tu. Our ancestors used to throw the dead in escarpmets. Wàkua waikagio mūkuru. Sometimes if you become too sick to a point you become a burden,ulikua unawachwa msitu,ukipona unarudi nyumbani,ukikufa fisi zinasiaga wewe. Its as simple as that.
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LANDLORD🇰🇪
LANDLORD🇰🇪@bozgabi·
My younger sister knows lazima nikapelekee kitu nikitoka matembezi, so nikifika kama amelala narudisha kwa bag inakua ya the next day and so on. Hii town lazima tusurvive😂😂
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Mwangi wa Ngachu@wa_ngachu·
Had to be a murima babes Before you marry visit murima.
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Kennedy Kituyi
Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@nikokadiKE Pole sana. People will always not be honest about this. I prefer to buy headphones than ear pods for medical reasons
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niko kadi
niko kadi@nikokadiKE·
Avoid hizo earpods za oraimo bana. Mi nilizinunua juzi last month bana sai maskio zi auma kaa fucking zikona feature inaitwa "noice cancellation" inaziba any sound from the outside shida ni vile msee anaskia later. Mi sai nikieka loud music maskio inaanza kujifunga. Fuck it.
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Kennedy Kituyi
Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@muheediva01 I agree. 4 to 6 hours are the normal hours a human being can work optimum
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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·
I genuinely think if we all adopted a 4 day work week with 5-6 hour days, it would change the course of society. People would be happier, healthier, less angry, and more present. Social bonds would be stronger. It could literally change the entire world.
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BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀
BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀@Boomluck1zz·
Did Doku really quit the World Cup to go and be with his pregnant wife?😳
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Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@Opresii He saved them again, add him another 14 million followers
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Don@Opresii·
Cape Verde goalkeeper should give us back our 14 million followers
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Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@mbafraaude He simply committed to breaking Guinness world record of most games watched by a FIFA President
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gam@mbafraaude·
Está en prácticamente todos los partidos. Nunca le he visto celebrar el gol de absolutamente ningún país. Salvo uno que todos recordamos.
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Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@janelsooo Offside simply means never sleep at your girlfriend's place if you don't pay rent
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Jan@janelsooo·
Watching the World Cup and looked up Offsides. Offsides in Soccer is about the dumbest rule I've ever heard in my life.
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