Victims of Divorce

Our favorite question to be asked... “Moms or dads?”

Sorry I was late coach. I had to take my brother to my dads house and he forgot his homework at my moms.

Not one pair of matching socks sits in my drawer.

Mom: get your stuff ready you’re going to your dads tonight! Me:

Me: “Mom, Dad, are you getting a divorce?” Them: “No, of course not... we can’t afford one yet”