Sophie

It’s time we start shaming Glenn Schiraldi as a society

So, uh, this filter, huh

Hi I have things to DO TODAY I want to go EAT so I can go get a MILKSHAKE and go to the LIBRARY but I physically cannot get myself out bed

@halogalopagos Jokes on you I already knew what you were doing

Currently experiencing the Pigeon Instinct. Meaning I want bread, lots of bread.

@halogalopagos Rude

I am the master at distracting babies

@halogalopagos You spelt glo wrong?

@jaowriter Rip me I guess

Today’s game is “how long before Haley gets out of bed specifically to kill me”

@halogalopagos These make it sound like mom has done worse and is no longer impressed by these weak crimes

@halogalopagos “Made me fall in love with these old men” WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK, HALEY?? CONGRATS ON YOUR SUGAR DADDIES I GUESS

@halogalopagos ARE YOU INTO HUNKLES, HALEY

Tried to say cool & neat. Said noot.

Me: wow my ADHD is so calm this morning I’m so focused! Me, exactly .02 seconds later: I forgot to text my boss back

Me: this guy was killed in a tavern at 29 Mom: oh bummer

@halogalopagos 🖕🏻

@EveyJacob @halogalopagos THANK I LOV❤️

@halogalopagos @DoctorSteeb HAPPY BIRTHDAY @DoctorSteeb 8D

@halogalopagos Thank you I honk you’re an old man

I just signed up for a trial for dc universe site because I am desperate for young justice