Juul Queen

nothing like a sunset from a plane

got a second much smaller payout from the juul settlement and it wasn’t even enough to cover the cost of my pods for 5 days in new york

GTL

tis the season

Are any drug dealers hiring for a receptionist or something idk

scratching the itches under my boobs with the corner of my juul idc

i really love some peer pressure like ugh ok twist my arm

i’m gonna end up in leggings and a tank as usual

can’t go anywhere without laying around naked for at least 30 minutes trying to think of what to wear

@rat_cheekz is getting a fat fucking smooch from me

whoever comes to get it gets a big kiss

sitting in my car waiting for a maintenance man to drive by so i can ask him to kindly remove the dead bug in my shower because i’m incapable and scared

anyone else wake up with the flu christmas morning cause wtaf

feel like that guy that collected all those stones in his hand thing

gonna go see those lanky blue people on the big screen tonight

new year’s resolution is to commit to the bit and actually remember to post

second time this has happened in two months at this airport

got off the plane and unzipped my sweatshirt not realizing my shirt had fallen down during the flight

i don’t know what it is about me that makes strangers tell me very intimate details of their lives but the walgreens cashier just cried to me because her 48 year old daughter doesn’t have kids and likely never will

need a boy to put air in my tires every time it drops below 60 degrees