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Papshine@papshine_t·
@hy_wemmy You women really go through a lot... monthly periods, pregnancy, labour, postpartum recovery, and still carrying the responsibilities of being a mother and a wife... you truly deserve more recognition and support than you usually get.
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Whemïmor
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy·
Getting stitches in your v@gina to push out a baby for a man who wants to go 50/50 on bills? Nah I’ll pass
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Divine
Divine@that_girldivy·
Men are primarily the cause of women entitlement but we are not ready for that conversation
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Inspirenaire
Inspirenaire@Inspirenaire·
She wasn't playing with y'all!!! This is insane!!
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@JohnnieMarussi @LoudOutside To be fair, since they were staying there im not sure that would apply. Its not like they were staying somewhere down the road and their kid came on over. They just went out the back door and entered the pool. A fence wouldn’t have made a difference in this case.
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Manox
Manox@JohnnieMarussi·
@DougFromNBC @LoudOutside Sweden has that as a law, where i am from. No fence and someone drowns, its on the owner. Me as a parent, she should know better than sleeping with the chance of a little kid sneaking out without locking the doors.
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Dissident West
Dissident West@dissidentwest·
Not being able to conceive consequences has to be such an insane way to go through life. Literally any minor thing can set you off into making a decision that destroys your entire world or ends it entirely within seconds.
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@realMaalouf Toss some bacon in there and walk away.
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@DesireeAmerica4 You just know corporate implemented this after someone tweaked their back and then tried to sue.
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Desiree
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. ​Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. ​The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. ​Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?
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nick
nick@nickryancnmt·
@Hero_OfThe_Day Dad's can step in at this age. My kid wouldnt play if THATS what he had to resort to in order to compete
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HeroOfTheDay
HeroOfTheDay@Hero_OfThe_Day·
Watch this kid flop with no contact, hop on the ground, and GET THIS— The referee looks right at them, and calls a foul on the kid who did nothing!! What was his problem!? Which NBA players are responsible for this new flopping trend with young people?? 🤔🤔
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@CHOW bought some dog food, paid cash, got shortchanged. Manager counted the drawer, confirmed there was a discrepancy and then said the $10 difference could “be from anything”. Yeah…10 minutes after opening.
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cxx1000@cxx1000yjjn·
@MasculineM7 It’s not their fault. Everyone wants to be fucked by a super tall dude. You’ve just never imagined it before because you fear homosexuality. But if you truly did the thought experiment you’d come to the same conclusion as those dumb whores.
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@sentinel1221 @MasculineM7 Women: If his height starts with a 5…hes not a man! Dont even treat him like a human being!!! Men: If her weight starts with a 2… Women: OMG!!! Thats sooo rude how can you just say that!?! Just say you hate women!!!
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Sentinel
Sentinel@sentinel1221·
@MasculineM7 Put them on a scale, their size is also something they can control.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
This is your friend's child in your house and his mother says"leave him,he will cry if you stop him". What will you do?
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@JohnnieMarussi @LoudOutside Or…they could have rented a house that DIDNT have a pool. But that would require personal responsibility and as we know…
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Manox
Manox@JohnnieMarussi·
@LoudOutside Both, the pool need some saftey shit so this dont happen and the parents for being fuckwits and did not lock the door.
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@itsthebanner @blacknredtext She also tried punishing me when I was 12 by making me do my own laundry for 6 months and after a few weeks she realized it wasn’t having the intended effect. If anything it just confirmed how little effort my mom was putting into raising me.
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Doug@DougFromNBC·
@itsthebanner @blacknredtext My mom made the rule whoever cooked didnt have to do the dishes and i laughed because aint no way she thought I was going to trade loading and unloading the dishwasher every other day to spend an hour doing meal prep every fucking day. 😆
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@grin_joke1 @esegbona_luis Youre right. Hes not there over some unpaid parking tickets. But lets not act like people have never been used for their money and influence and abandoned when the tables turn. Like an athlete that suffered a career ending injury. Reason 8432 to keep your success to yourself.
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Grin Joke
Grin Joke@grin_joke1·
R. Kelly is not just “a man abandoned by friends and family.” This is someone convicted for very serious crimes. So before we start drawing emotional moral lessons about loyalty, we have to acknowledge why he’s where he is. That said… the situation still says something real about life. People will enjoy your money, your influence, your access but when consequences show up, many disappear. Not always because they’re wicked, sometimes because they don’t want to be associated with your downfall. Loyalty is not built on money or favors — it’s built on character and genuine relationships. Trying to turn this into a generic “people are ungrateful” lesson is a bit shallow. The deeper truth is: your actions shape your ending. No one prays to end up alone… but how you live can take you there.
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Esegbona Luis
Esegbona Luis@esegbona_luis·
Breaking 💔 SAD NEWS 💔 🤦‍♂️ R. Kelly has revealed that for nearly a year, none of his family members — not even his daughters — have visited him in prison. He also shared that none of his friends have come to check on him during this time. According to him, these are people he once supported, including a close friend he reportedly gave $1 million to start a business… yet not a single visit in return. The singer reportedly broke down in tears, saying he’s doing his best to stay strong and keeps praying for strength as he looks forward to the day he leaves prison. 😔 Moral lesson: Sometimes life reminds you that not everyone you show up for will show up for you. 💔
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@FightkultX3 Some of them can fight but most of them are only good in a fight when they have the numbers or weapons.
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Fightkult
Fightkult@FightkultX3·
They jumped him 3 v 1 then got to running when his boys turned up
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