Drop Dead Dad Bod

@bennyjohnson “Lying to the base” is Trumps entire existence.

The unforgivable sin is lying to the base. Don’t ever lie to the base. You can’t say the Epstein Files are ‘on your desk’ then give fake binders to influencers then promise ‘arrests’ then release an unsigned memo saying ‘nothing happened, move along’ It destroys all trust

@radicallyreborn @DramaAlert What? The right would lose their minds if Trump did anything that an average person would do. Also, Trump would never fly commercial, he is a narcissist that thinks that is below him. What a stupid thing to say.

@DramaAlert Biden can do that because right leaning Americans wouldn't cause any trouble. Put Trump on a plane like that and the left would riot

Is Joe Biden going Broke? He was spotted flying in a commercial airplane.

@NFL @AtlantaFalcons

The new look in the ATL (via @AtlantaFalcons)

@GeneralMCNews Haha, no they are not

BREAKING: Americans across the country are demanding Matt Gaetz be made the new Attorney General.

With the Colt Extension news today….do you think JP Crawford is made available at the trade deadline this summer? (UFA at the end of the season)

@ktay5dog @Milajoy 1. No 2. No “we” didn’t 3. No you don’t 4. Highly doubtful you work in Infectious Diseases 5. 0% chance you “lead a team” 6. It’s spelled “research” and no it didn’t.

I believe COVID was released ON PURPOSE to stop Trump. What do you believe?

@Milajoy I believe that your level of stupidity and ignorance should qualify as a mental disability. I’d almost feel bad for you, if you weren’t also a racist, homophobic cunt.

@Sassafrass_84 Notice that this insecure man baby doesnt show his face and how cute that he needs a hanger for his cowboy hat. This is stupid and unnecessary.

The perfect car doesn't exissss....wait a minute. Would.

@saniyafatma1278 1. This did not happen. 2. That’s a stock photo.

My husband and I went out for dinner last night. We left a $20 bill on the table as a tip for our $125 bill. The waiter refused to take it and said we shouldn’t go out to eat if we’re not willing to tip at least $50, and now I’m wondering if $20 is enough?

@MAGAVoice You mean unnecessary government spending for a PR stunt? Yes….very American

HOLY SHT: Kid Rock salutes a military helicopter that pulls up right next to his house in Tennessee THIS IS WHAT MY AMERICANS LOOKS LIKE

@GuntherEagleman Your President is a criminal lol.

I don't get it... why do democrats protect criminals so hard?

@depression2019 Unfortunately half the country elected a retard intentionally.

Guys did we accidentally elect a complete retard

@My_name_is_RonH @0nlyk1tt3n You mean the guy that illegally started a war in the Middle East against a country that our own intelligence said was not a threat to us? Super peaceful.

@0nlyk1tt3n First of all that's a lie. Secondly he may just be the absolute best President in history for not only the US, but for the world. The peace champion Trump!

BREAKING: New CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history. Do you believe that? A. Yes B. No

@0nlyk1tt3n Yes, I typically believe facts.

@Mariners if Raley and Dom are both in the lineup why on earth is Dom not in RF? Raley looks soooooo lost out there.

@EricLDaugh The GOP are the ones currently blocking TSA funding. Check your facts dipshits.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump's new executive order doesn't ONLY pay TSA agents for the current pay period It gives them BACKPAY that was ROBBED from them by Democrats Brought to you by funds from the Big, Beautiful Bill, which passed with ZERO DEMOCRAT VOTES Masterclass! 🇺🇸

@jackunheard This is more of a special Ed classroom than a “task force”

Holy smokes. JD Vance’s first anti-fraud task force meeting is STACKED. - Stephen Miller - RFK Jr. - Scott Bessent - Russ Vought - Brooke Rollins - Markwayne Mullin - AAG McDonald Nick Shirley and Benny Johnson are also in attendance. Time to end it

@KaitMarieox That’s like saying “100% of the klan members I talked to are on board with cross burnings”. I can’t wait until the midterms when all you loudmouthed maga cucks don’t have congressional majorities behind you.

MAGA is NOT dead! EVERY conservative I talk to on the streets is 100% on board the Trump train. Don't let the algorithm convince you otherwise! 🇺🇸

🚫 Fried chicken calories VS Whole Foods buffet

@Artofphysique_ 1500 calories with 0 protein.....no thank you.