Streamer Roberts! (Taboo) (Parody)

Sup! I see that some people on here have tried to be me! And yet none of them are the true Dylan and thats why they are all gone! Lets have some good fun!

🛍️ We're already at 200 followers and we can't believe how many of you wanted to participate this time around! We wish we could do even more to thank you all but we will keep working harder for all our customers! [↻+♡ to purchase one]

[From creator straight to YOU, the reader! As you can see I make these little edits, I'm trying to get better but I'm willing to help make more edits like for PFPs, banners, pinned, all that stuff so I can get more practice. I'm flexible with what I can do so just ask!]

[Please add me on discord if you have it! I like the format of it better sometimes for rp]

Pearl -The music media expert. Cd, vinyl, even cassettes -Co owns the shop but only does it as a part time gig -Teaches vocal lessons... She's a VERY strict teacher

😵‍💫We can't believe it! We already hit 300 followers! There's barely time to even make a new magazine before we have to make one of these celebration ones! But we still love to see all of you here supporting us💕💕💕 [↻+♡ to purchase one today]

Pineapple -Manager for the Grand-West Mall Pizza Thot -Always up selling extra pineapple on pizza -He loves his job! He'll be more than happy to show you just how much he does

🛍️Thank you so much for over 400 followers! If this pace keeps up we're going to run out of paper for anymore of our magazines! At our 500 mark we intend to have a special challenge for all of you... So wait for that announcement to come! [↻+♡ to purchase one today]

🎤 "Huh? Kisses? Now who would be asking me for- ohhhhhhh... This is for questions silly!" "...My break is in 15 minutes~"

🛍️ We don't recommend activities like that in the stores of the mall but our bathrooms are very spacious. Plus we make sure to maintain the utmost cleanliness in them!

🎤 "Marry you? Uhm... No? I already got a boyfriend! But I totally got a cute friend who's suuuuuuper single"

🛍️ Hard to say who would be the best but August at the gym has been just amazing to talk to! Even if you aren't going in to work out he is more than happy to have a chat.

🛍️ The only events we have going on regularly is "Nap Time Under The Stars" or any of Ruth's tournaments over at the gym. Anything else we try to keep ideas fresh and new so we don't USUALLY repeat events unless they're super popular ☀️ ("Meet me after the 4 pm yoga session")

🛍️Something new is always cooking in Candy Dominion so we decided to go ahead and dedicate this magazine to all the new amazing flavors Princess Bubblegum is whipping up! A new employee? Just another amazing treat? Read to find out! [↻+♡ to purchase yours today]

☀️ "Of course! We can schedule a session VERY soon~"

🛍️Hello everyone! It looks like we have... Wait a minute... We never made a new M̸̗̎a̴̻̋ģ̴̿ḁ̷͗z̴͈͆i̶̭͝ṅ̵͙è̷̠... We might need to contact the boss... [↻+♡ to Ṕ̴̼u̸̧̎r̶̛̗c̷̲͐h̴̨͒á̶̦s̸̲̃e̷̫͝ yours today]

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Pit | Fart Animation (Not a April Fools Joke. Consider this a small coincidental gift for all the tricks animators put out today probably)

Angel of kiss (3)

~Kris at the beach~