ᅠ* ᅠ𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏ᅠ 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 ᅠ.ᐟ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ۰🌷⸼⠀ 𝓷o one is gonna 𝓈ave you now ; ━━ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ˓˓⠀ so you better save 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 .

For International Women's Day I'll be letting the important women in my life use my credit card freely for the whole day .

/ / Pacifica Northwest varniets. Source: trust me.

well, if you don't want 'em, i'll have 'em. [ grinning— nope, hold on. lightbulb moment. ] hah, just kiddin'. carla wouldn't be too happy if she heard about me eating chocolates from other folks. [ lightbulb part 2. ] and hey, hold up. what'd she MEAN "single???"

[ looks left. looks right. stock man pointing at self image ] uh..? don't really know what to tell ya, princess. pretty sure they were pity chocolates, if it helps any. [ they were not. ]

the fuck is a valentine [ said as he munches on a box of chocolates from a certain flower lady. this will have consequences later ]

. . . It looks really nice on you, though.

SAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEEN PACIFICA NORTHWEST GIVE HER THE CUNTY SKIN SHE DESERVES

Is that your solution to everything

( Frantically looks around the room before reaching into the drawer next to the bed, pulling out a small green jade ring. ) I picked this up on one of my previous tasks, I'm like...60% sure it isn't cursed? I planned to pawn it away but I mean, if you want it, I —

( CHOKES, FUCKING HITTING HIS CHEST ) That is — Huh. What did she mean by this.

I thought you hated your dad—