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@CdeVelabahleke Nonsense

On Saturday 18 April our colonisers will gather in Maphisa,a place where they headquartered to kill&rape thousands Mthwakazians in 1980s Genocide.They claim that they are celebrating Zimbabwe Independence but as Mthwakazians we don't recognise it.We only mourn Gukurahundi Victims

@tii_bag 😂😂😂😂😂

I mistakenly sent 20k to a wrong number. After thinking of a way to stop the person from using the money,I came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you...It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the illuminati fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport.I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance.But incase you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid your sudden death." Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying:"Please send another 60k, three of my friends are also interested."

@Gilgamesh99898 @jacksonhinklle You'll always find that one idiot under every meaningful post... The post talks about ''Libya & democracy'' the idiot makes it about ''Gadafi'', then quotes the bible.. What an idiot....!

@WekwaGutuu Bhangwela

Calaz kwa Volts uko😂😂🙌,Zvakaoma

Guys, praaaayyyyyyyyyy! There are people who are secretly at war with you 🥺

When your aura is strong people either respect you or hate you.

People are not oxygen, you can live without them.

The older I get as a man, the more I want to spend time alone. Read books. Lift weights. Go on walks and believe in God.

The biggest financial trap today isn't low income. It's chasing a lifestyle your income hasn't earned yet.

Life doesn't start at 40 for men. Life starts the moment you realize no one is coming to save you.

Seeing your own improvement is one of the best feelings.

You gotta hang around winners, so your wins don't sound like you're bragging.

A wise man knows that the right silence at the right moment carries more weight than a thousand words.

After this bounce back, Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let yourself go back that way again. Promise me, son.

An intelligent man studies failure longer than success. Success flatters. Failure instructs. He knows the difference.

Tomorrow is Monday. We’re walking into a good week, no excuses, no bad energy, just good news upon good news.

@Am_Blujay NO DNA, JUST RSA

GBV Horror in Walkerville A woman was allegedly attacked by her boyfriend in Walkerville while carrying her one-year-old child. The suspect reportedly doused her with petrol and threatened to set her alight in a shocking act of gender-based violence.

To win the premier league, you need to ask permission from Brentford, Brighton and Bournemouth 😂😂if they don’t allow, you’re not taking it anywhere

@JaYMuchy1 @begottensun Like wtf 😂😂😂😂

@begottensun We are becoming dangerous to our selves. I know of a Zimbabwean who recently got his British citizenship & was shouting at other Zimbabweans to go back to their country 🤣🤣🤣

Masimba Pfeee in the racist Far Right parties. Lolol.