Ernesto de Cuba

@DaniRep Y que a Lucia?

EN REALIDAD QUEDA MUY POCO PARA GTA 6 SUPER POCO CHICOS ME PONGO NERVIOSO DE PENSAR EN EL PRIMER VIDEO JUGANDO A GTA 6 ME ACABA DE DAR UN MICROCHISPAZO DE FELICIDAD ESTOY DOPAMINIFICADO AHORA MISMO DIOS MIO QUE GANAS DE JUGAR A GTA 6 Y METERSELA A LUCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“A train came at me.” Not a foul.

@spacecoin @Dexerto Df?

@Dexerto So the AI fruit Love Island show is no more? 😂

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video-generating app Sora Disney has also canceled its $1 billion investment in OpenAI following its closure

@Dexerto Is world healing?

@miguel940521 @El_Giocondo @sandorcampo @JoseAngelRV97 @transferbotin @elrussillo @geekcubano @queen_b65 @ElCaciqueUrbano @DiazCanelB S

@El_Giocondo @sandorcampo @JoseAngelRV97 @transferbotin @elrussillo @geekcubano @queen_b65 @ElCaciqueUrbano @DiazCanelB L

Felicidades en su día a los meteorólogos cubanos. Su profesionalidad, entrega y rigor han sido históricamente reconocidos por nuestro pueblo, de manera especial en los momentos de mayor riesgo. Gracias por ser guía y certeza en la toma de decisiones. Un abrazo.

@ErichGarciaCruz @astrojoc Venia a poner esa jajaja

@astrojoc Malanga y su puesto de viandas.

En el inglés conversacional se usa "everyone and their mother" para decir de manera exagerada que había mucha gente en un lugar: 🔊*Everyone and their mother* came to the party. ¿Existe una versión coloquial en español?

@JavierGalvezGa5 @Ajrm96566768 @ToRrE_CaDiStA @JoseAnt09885875 Es de Embaja...

@Ajrm96566768 @ToRrE_CaDiStA @JoseAnt09885875 Lo cogí de Facebook pero oye se saca si es fake ningún problema

😱¡SE VA AL CASTILLA!😱 Franco Mastantuono no estará disponible para el partido ante el Atlético de Madrid el joven jugador ha sido convocado con el Real Madrid Castilla para mañana.😱 Decisión del club para seguir dándole minutos y continuidad. Se prioriza su desarrollo ℹ️ Marca

@JavierGalvezGa5 @ElTodo_campista Esto es De Embaja... jajajajaja ni confirma

@ElTodo_campista Marca lo leíste

@copia_pirata @CodigoDelAlphx No Daria 0% jjj

@CodigoDelAlphx El hermano gemelo. Siempre es del hermano gemelo...

La esposa de mi primo quedó embarazada mientras él trabajaba en el extranjero. Las cuentas no cuadraban, pero él se obligó a confiar en ella. Cuando nació el bebé, era idéntico a él. La misma cara. Todo igual. Todos le dijeron que lo dejara pasar. Pero no podía dormir. Así que se hizo una prueba de ADN en secreto. 0%. Ahora mira a ese bebé todos los días, preguntándose cómo alguien que no es suyo... se parece más a él que él mismo.

@JohnMcCloy @M3mph1sB @JackPosobiec How is going?

@M3mph1sB @JackPosobiec People really have no idea how staggering prices are now from printing all this money for the migrants and to send to Ukraine.

6 weeks from today we find out if we get affordable groceries or WW3

@M3mph1sB @JackPosobiec 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@InsideLucysHead I Remember a flash game /short about this like 15 years ago

There was a businessman whose wife was REALLY into sex... He was a hardworking guy, and he still managed to satisfy his wife's needs. One time, he had to leave for another country for a business meeting. He would be gone for a week. He knew his wife's sex drive and didn't want to take risks, so he thought he should gift her something so she could satisfy herself and didn't think about searching for a new partner, so he went to an adult toy shop. As soon as he entered, the first thing he saw was a blow-up doll, but he soon dismissed the thought of buying it since it was almost like another human. He then proceeded to the dildos section. There he saw all kinds of dildos, from massive to tiny to ones which glow in the dark, but none of them grabbed his interest, so he decided he would go somewhere else and began to leave the shop when he was stopped by the owner sitting behind the cash counter. "I know what you're looking for", the owner says This grabbed the businessman's attention, and he stopped to hear what the owner had to say. "There was a man many years ago who looked just like you, wealthy but tired. He had a wife whom he couldn't satisfy, and she was about to leave him when he came here and got my help. He's happily married since then" "How exactly did you help him?" asked the businessman. The cashier bent down and revealed an engraved wooden box from under the counter. There were all sorts of symbols on the box. He opened it, and inside it was a pink latex dildo, similar to the ones on the shelf. "This is an ancient artefact haunted by a Maori tribe who all died of sex deprivation when all the women of their village were killed in a plague, all their souls now reside in this dildo", said the owner. The businessman, being a sceptical guy, laughed and then turned to leave. The owner says, "You're all the same, thinking there's nothing above this material plane of existence. Watch this." The businessman turns around. "Voodoo Dildo, keyhole" To his astonishment, the businessman saw the box violently shake and the dildo rise in the air, float for a second and hover over to the keyhole in the front door and start to shag it. The dildo shagged the keyhole with such force that the door unhinged and started cracking. "Voodoo Dildo, box" The dildo stops shagging the door and returns to the box. "ILL TAKE IT, cried the businessman, and after a lot of negotiation, he finally purchased the dildo and ran home. He tells his wife about the dildo and how to use it. "Voodoo Dildo, pussy. That's how you activate it", the businessman told his wife and went on his business trip. After 3 days of being horny, the wife finally gave in to her urges and opened the wooden box, took out the dildo and uttered "Voodoo Dildo, pussy". The dildo shot from her hands and started shagging her. First slowly and then changing speed as the way she wanted. After an hour of shagging, the wife thought it was enough, and she grabbed the dildo to turn it off. But it didn't stop shagging her. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to stop the dildo. She started panicking and called him, but he didn't pick up, so she started to dress up and go to the hospital, all the while the dildo was still shagging her. She got in her car and started driving. On the way, she had a huge orgasm, and her car swerved and almost hit another car. A cop saw this, and she was stopped at the side of the highway. A cop approached her. "Ma'am, you almost hit the grey SUV back there. Have you been drinking?" The wife then proceeds to tell him all about her husband and the voodoo Dildo and that she can't stop it now. The policeman then says, "Yeah, right, Voodoo Dildo my ass."

@Ismapipita @Futdhn1 @Goku5582 También se lo reportab

@Futdhn1 @Goku5582 Haz uno en Telegram o algo

Para variar me suspendieron @Goku5582 Me despido. Fue un placer.

@Futdhn1 @Goku5582 Terrible. Tebas Terrorista

@Trunks34788 @Gohan5582 Gracias Grande

Hola, soy Fútbol Directo y hoy vengo a despedirme. Después de perder cuentas de 217K, 150K, 61K y recientemente otras de 23K–30K, siento que ya no queda mucho más que decir aquí. Dejo este post para quien quiera dejar un mensaje. Algún día volveré a leerlos.

@elsdawg @ryansbuss19 Deja de ver los juegos por resumenes... y vete un juego para q veas el partido q hizo

@ryansbuss19 chatting this big after covering a stinker with a pen

😘📋

@yunakirie @LHibAlt Baity tiene un canal en ingles

@LHibAlt I have a video that explains it very well, but it's in Spanish.

Why are their copyrights on AI generated slop? Nobody owns it

@Mancuer91 Borraaaa mira lo q haces...

Entró Araujo muy motivado, es su noche

@Zona_Blaugrana Y estas tumbando los videos.

🚨DOS PENALTIS ROBADOS AL CITY ANTES DEL PENALTI Y EXPULSIÓN A FAVOR DEL REAL MADRID, BANDA ORGANIZADA‼️

@polispol De hecho @BaityBait tiene un video que lo explica

Entre redes sociales y respuestas de IA cuando busco algo... Prácticamente no entro ya en ninguna web, pero a la larga si no hay webs... de dónde saldrá la información para nutrir IAs y rrss?