el dogson

I would like to apologize to all the conspiracy theorists I called crazy. Looks like you were onto something lol.

being mexican is awesome

like if you wanna ship emma with an older asshole surgeon she doesn't have any scenes with walsh is right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imao a boy messaged me on Instagram "this is really weird but we matched on a dating app like 4 years ago and you said you wanted to be a sportswriter and I just came across an article of yours today so congrats" why am I tearing up LOL

patrick ball and his VERY gorgeous VERY beautiful girlfriend since i’ve seen some very gross tweets lately. 🥰

Lmfaoo 😭

@rhuester49 @meishato Dismissing reproductive rights tells everyone exactly what kind of critical thinking you bring to the table you dumb shit. Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.

@ElDogson @meishato How would you know? you haven’t offered a single thought that would require critical thinking. I can’t imagine you’ve amended your debate style just for me. I am guessing it’s more like you know you are out of your depth and hide behind ad hominem.

THE AMOUNT OF MEN ASKING “WHAT IF SHE GETS HER PERIOD AND STARTS A WAR” ABOUT A 60 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHY MEN NEED TO STAY OUT OF OUR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

@crishatesall Créeme que la historia de verdad es mucho mejor que cualquier trama que hayas construido en tu cabeza

no entiendo el lore de esta pareja (sí es que son pareja) pero cada foto que me sale es mejor que la anterior y ya construí tremenda trama en mi cabeza

call me cm punk because i dig crazy chicks

@itaxhis Yo quiero memes

i’m on my search for mexican besties so i can send memes

You can see him have an awakening in real time

But heres the thing they couldnt do this on smackdown?

So I found out My male coworker who kept hitting on me for months even though i kept rejecting him, he was already engaged but still continued to flirt w me for months, and then i realized he wasn’t just flirting, he was trying to use me to get help with his work so he could get promoted, and a few days ago he asked me to help with a project that his promotion depended on, and i said i would send everything by sunday but i didn’t, and on monday when he confronted me i told him this is how men who don’t respect their relationship get treated, and now the promotion he was about to get is gone because he had nothing to present, and honestly i just took my revenge, don’t try to use me and expect benefits. I hope sisterhood is proud of me.

"pero no necesitas ser un genio para ser un gran artista"

MAGA being mad at the Pope for saying God is against war, is so funny to me.

He knew he ate that

You can’t say #ProjectHailMary doesn’t have a political message when you know damn well if a space algae was currently eating OUR sun, M*GA would tell you it’s a liberal hoax and put a former Fox Newscaster who thinks the earth is flat in charge of the task force.

@Augustine_peony @torta_smasher @LeaveHeardAlone @CrazyWeeMonkey But that's not how it works. You don't get to ignore the message in something and then claim it's not there.