Elroy Fudge

Some people like updating that Heaven meme with Harambe and everybody when a celebrity dies. All I care about is keeping my ALF graphic updated.

I figured out a way to drink for free. I order alcohol from Uber Eats, they deliver the wrong items 95% of the time, so I request a full refund to my original payment method, and I get to keep the shitty alcohol that they delivered.

Dear black people, check this ad out: There's a technology that allows you to listen to your rap music out in public without everybody else in a 5-block radius from you also having to listen to your rap music!

So the World Cup is just every fucking soccer team on Earth playing every other fucking soccer team on Earth???

@Rightanglenews Two white kids would've gotten into a fistfight, and this event wouldn't even have made the evening news. Leave it to a niqqer to turn it into a homicide trial....

BREAKING - Footage of Karmelo Anthony stabbing Austin Metcalf has been released, and it shows Karmelo reaching into his bag, pulling out a knife, walking under the tent, and then running away after stabbing Metcalf, completely undermining claims that he acted in “self-defense.”

Would've been cooler if one of Supergirl's tits was popping out as Superman held her dead body.

Happy Juneteenf to all that celebrate

Would've been pretty cool in the movie Amadeus if he called his mom "Momadeus."

If DC Studios wants to bump up Supergirl's box office, now would be a good time for unauthorized sex videos of the main actress to "accidentally" get leaked.

My dad said, "Happy Juneteenth" to me and then ran to the corner store to pick up some milk. That was 43 years ago. What is taking him so long?!?

@adamfrancisco_ @Pirat_Nation I also love that the old Supergirl had sex videos leaked, which was pretty awesome.

@Pirat_Nation This is just not good casting. This is good casting.

DC Studios’ Supergirl is currently tracking for an opening weekend below The Flash, according to the latest box office projections. Recent forecasts put the film in the $45 million to $55 million range domestically, which means it could debut below The Flash’s $55.1 million opening in 2023. Earlier projections had Supergirl opening above $55 million, but estimates have gradually declined, I wonder why…

@goodboisweeneys Is this a pro- child pornography tweet?

People that don't enjoy The Young Ones:

Been thinking about Muppet Babies. It seems that Nanny left those Muppet Babies alone a lot. Rarely checked in on them, and I never once saw her feed them. Not a very good nanny! Child endangerment, as far as I'm concerned.

@crankytits Sickening, really.

@ElroyFudge so old

"Hi Jewlz, wow, your hair is so pretty!"

Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House. For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that. And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand. My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: “This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy. The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar. The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

Would rather see Chelsea Clinton and Malia Obama mud wrestle, personally...

I like to go to my 5-year-old nephew's T-ball games and yell, "You suck, faggot" whenever one of the kids strikes out. The ball is sitting on a fucking tee, for gods sake, how hard is it to hit the fucking thing?

@ElroyFudge Since nobody else wants to tell you the truth I guess I’ll be that guy. Your wife is fucking ugly bro

Now she's saying that her company couldn't afford two separate hotel rooms for them, so they had to get one room for cost-saving reasons. What a shitty company she works for!