Maka 🐰🐾

@ARandomGuyLying I remember I took a trip one time with my family out of my city for the week and I took a flask full of vodka and would drink two shots a morning and it was the most fun I've ever had with my family in a long time

This would absolutely be me if I’m not careful. Thankfully I’m susceptible to placebos , so if I take a shot every morning when I wake up, I can basically trick myself into being more social and confident for the rest of the day by just never considering how much time has passed.

Talking in third person vs talking about dating a minor AND an adult while posting pictures of you mutilating yourself

@imsokeeeeel I mean with Kaes reply it didn't seem like a joke 😭 Like I don't really care much but don't say one thing then do another and be surrounded by people that say other stuff.. it's an easy yes or no thing idk

Me when i can’t take a joke

@wryseme @6312cella @purrtuary2 @averianyan Again here you are contradicting everything you and the people around u say lmao If u do something have the balls for it

@FREAKY_MAKA @6312cella @purrtuary2 @averianyan yeah that was a mistake, i was in public and my brightness was turned down. we aren’t dating though hop off my dick

like yeah okay pal

@necrrophile @wryseme @6312cella @purrtuary2 @averianyan Ohmygosh you lot are SO weird 😭

@FREAKY_MAKA @wryseme @6312cella @purrtuary2 @averianyan Theyre actually both dating me back off.

@wryseme @6312cella @purrtuary2 @averianyan Contradicting ur OOWN words lmao. If you're gonna be doing something at least admit it instead of lying and saying one thing while saying another

@6312cella @purrtuary2 @averianyan bitches clearly cannot read. we aren’t dating nor is our relationship inappropriate

@butters11417931 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't mean to make you feel bad! (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) I know people irl suck. I've had this group of friends for a couple of years, but meeting new people never works out just due to how mean everybody is

@FREAKY_MAKA I don’t even have irl friends

I could never be friends or stay friends with someone in a relationship, the constant reminder of how pathetic and lonely my life is would be too much to bear, even seeing friends with other friends pisses me off.

@butters11417931 Exactly! And it's not like I have a boyfriend to "look after." So it's just me and my girl friends (and 2 dudes) but when I see them wave at other people in the hall I don't know it irks me and pisses me off Im right here why do you need other friends (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

@FREAKY_MAKA this annoys me the most, since I don’t have many friends and even less that do talk to me

@evil68wasinuse Im NOT a porn account..

@FREAKY_MAKA They were afraid of porn accounts

Why did all oomfs just fall asleep. Maka is lonely (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

@TheToiletGhoul How old is new oomf..

No one has asked me what I was like in the 90s.

@spongbobfan369 Bacon burgers and Big Macs and chocolate and tres leches cake and ummm cupcakes are better than sex

@FREAKY_MAKA Fuck yes

Moans in your ear as you hand me a Big Mac

@spongbobfan369 Well they do and I love it because I LOVE bacon burgers 🤤

@FREAKY_MAKA I don’t even remember McDonald’s having a bacon burger

@TheToiletGhoul No

I just shat on your head

@spongbobfan369 Im sorry but bacon burger has my heart. 🥹🩷 I love bacon burgers...

@FREAKY_MAKA They just don’t know ball Big Mac and quarter pounder easily the best two burgers on the McDonald’s menu

@TheToiletGhoul Why not?

You used to be allowed to say tweet but not anymore

@spongbobfan369 Was telling an irl I was craving a big mac earlier and I literally got flamed like wtf. Its GOOD. Maka was hungry 💔

@FREAKY_MAKA That’s what I’m sayin bruh

@spongbobfan369 Thank you, thank you (⁠っ⁠.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠っ I need to have a good reputation with newest oomfs...

@FREAKY_MAKA Fine fineeee

Watch out fucker

@TheToiletGhoul Yeshhuh

Why is no one following me