F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition)

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F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition)

@FScottFitzJesse

I'm just here to make fun of myself.

In my mind and in my car 가입일 Aralık 2016
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition)
I have my whole life ahead of me. Except for that huge chunk that is behind me and that I can never get back no matter what.
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Joshwelt
Joshwelt@weltszzn·
Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.
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Slappy
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Bite me. I want to see if I’m made of cake.
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When the In-N-Out guy asks me if I’m going to eat in the car, I say no. I am, but I don’t need them making it easier. Mama ain’t raise no bitch.
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Talking to this super old geezer at the gym and OH MY GOD HES THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME
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refriedbuttsects
refriedbuttsects@refriedbuttsect·
showing my barber a picture of a guy with no arms
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Papii🥤
Papii🥤@ammalusty·
going on r/science and commenting "I knew that already" under every post
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Cuck Liddell
Cuck Liddell@c0ck_l3snar·
Off brand dr. Pepper has the funniest names. Like wdym I'm sipping on Dr. Perky?
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𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🦇
Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>
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Sarah Deech ☕️
Sarah Deech ☕️@londonette·
Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala
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𝐂𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖎𝖓
𝐂𝖆𝖑𝖛𝖎𝖓@Be_like_calvin2·
High as fuck reading the dictionary can't wait for our next argument bitch.
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ChiChi Greenblatt
ChiChi Greenblatt@ChiChiGreenblat·
Had a brilliant thought for exactly 1.7 seconds. May she rest in peace.
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LaLaLyds
LaLaLyds@LaLa_Lyds·
I think a dark stormy day at an abandoned amusement park might fix me
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im unc
im unc@bl1sterex1sts·
Smart people be like, your other left
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