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My dad walked my sister down the aisle to marry her third husband. He looked at her and said "l keep giving you away and they keep giving you back"😭

My friend got 4 days off approved in writing a while back for a serious family situation, and they already booked non-refundable travel around it. Now one of their coworkers just resigned, and their manager told them the time off is cancelled because the team is short-staffed and they’re expected to work their normal shifts next week instead. When they said they can’t change their plans, the response was basically that being a “team player” means stepping up when there’s coverage issues. They’re trying to figure out if that’s even allowed and what could happen if they don’t show up.

Cant believe as a kid I thought 21 year olds had their lives figured out

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's your day, ruin it yourself

nobody talks about how isolating it is to have a vision bigger than your current resources.

The best revenge is massive success.

y'all don't understand ppl got limits . mfs get tired of playing nice all the time

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being lost is a part of growth, it will be confusing as f*ck but that is exactly what the process looks like.

Do female pornstars even feel good when having sex with male pornstars? They say most vaginas are 3-5 inches deep and having 7+ inch hogs upto your belly and knocking on your cervix doesn't really sound very comfortable to me.

Me admiring the masterpiece I just rolled like I didn’t make it myself 😮‍💨🍃

I'm not saying I'm old, I'm just saying that my dinner time and bed time are getting dangerously close to each other.

If you are afraid of losing something, just LOSE IT and stop being afraid.

i shape shift every 3 days you do not know me anymore

Thought weed made me creative. Spent an hour naming imaginary pizza restaurants instead 😂

Neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn't make sense to them. Parent: why are you arguing with me.

Guy started emoting at the end 😂

If everyone had a "Little ADHD," the world would be far different and probably a better place

@Miabella0786 @Blvcko00 Dwag😁

@FUNDxei @Blvcko00 Lmao 🤣

My dad walked my sister down the aisle to marry her third husband. He looked at her and said "l keep giving you away and they keep giving you back"😭

@ammalusty Dwag 😁

@FUNDxei Lmfao 🤣

"Smoking weed with no bush must be crazy. Like damn i’m so fucking high and my pussy is bald"