JustDryFacts

@Dr_Marxist_27 @WarMonitor3 Yeah right, you won.

@FactsDry @WarMonitor3 I think you're upset cuz I called you out on your inconsistencies with your ideology to support American imperialism and now you're pissed off Yeah I keep joking about war you got what you wanted

Trump tells FOX the Iran war is over.

@Dr_Marxist_27 @WarMonitor3 It was a joke. Obviously, he will never be considered.

@FactsDry @WarMonitor3 So let me understand your idealism here. A man starts a war with a sovereign Nation to the brink of almost World War 3. Out of nowhere he claims victory and now you want this person to have the Peace prize? I just want to be sure that that's your logic here and reasoning

"Who does he think he is?" #MontyPython

The Dutch word for a horse breeder is paardenfokker (paarden = horses, fokker = breeder) and that's all the context you need for this terrible joke... ENGLISHMAN: what do you do? DUTCHMAN: I fok horses ENGLISHMAN: pardon? DUTCHMAN: yes paarden

@DoctorLFC Algorithm sad - whole Twit broken.

What is this new algorithm where you keep seeing the same set of posts repeatedly upon refreshing your timeline? 🤦🏾‍♂️

@Arrogance_0024 Made in China - changed societies.

What country has contributed most to Western Civilization?

Yeah, you know how we were confused for a hotel? Same thing.

苦手な爪切りで、 抵抗を諦めて黙って爪を切られるマーモットと、 次に順番を控え、パチンパチンと爪を切る音に、 逐一ビクっとしながら戦々恐々と横で待つマーモット

@joncoopertweets Save the lake.

Orbán, Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@DonaldJTrumpJr How much money has he wired over this "line"?

To our friends in Hungary, we hope you will vote for independent thinking and for someone who stands for Hungary First. We hope you will vote for my father’s friend and ally. One leader in Europe has a direct line to the White House, I hope you will support Viktor Orban! #Hungary

With less than 24 hours left until Hungarians head to the polls, I figured it is a good moment to take one final look at what Viktor Orbán has achieved in his 16 years of uninterrupted, near absolute reign in Hungary, by comparing Hungary’s performance with that of Romania.🧵

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

Fröhliche Ostern! Ich bin mal wieder nett und fasse euch das elend lange Video von Jay Riddle zusammen: 1. #Mowky war auf den Freund von #AnniTheDuck scharf 2. Sie hat den Stuhl geworfen #Stuhlgate 3. #Rezo hat nicht ordentlich recherchiert 4. Mowky hat paranoide Schizophrenie 5. Dankt mir später. 😅 Natürlich alles mutmaßlich!

@Microinteracti1 @KurtSchlichter

Right then. Let me explain something very slowly, because it appears some basic logic has gone missing somewhere over the Atlantic. No serious nation in the history of warfare has spent fourteen months insulting its allies, threatening to annex their territory, siding with their common enemy, and then knocked on their door expecting them to come running to rescue a catastrophe of its own making. That is not how alliances work. That is not how anything works. You abused the UK. You threatened Canada. You tried to grab Greenland. You called the EU an adversary. You praised Putin, the one man every serious NATO ally has spent decades preparing to fight. You hosted Kremlin officials in the Capitol. You undermined European elections. You abandoned Ukraine. You imposed tariffs on your closest partners. You did all of this loudly, proudly, and on camera. And now you are surprised that nobody is returning your calls. Here is a question worth sitting with. Why do you think that is? Is it possible, just possible, that when you treat your allies like enemies for over a year while cuddling up to their actual enemy, those allies might update their opinion of you? Is that concept too complicated? Does that require more working memory than is currently available? You did not plan this war with your allies. You did not consult them. You did not build a coalition. You started a conflict, watched it go sideways, and then got on your knees asking for help from people you spent fourteen months calling weak, corrupt and irrelevant. NATO is not what it was. Not because Europe changed. Because Washington made crystal clear which side it is on. And it is not ours. You want European boots on the ground? Start by explaining why America is more aligned with Moscow than with Brussels. Take your time. We will wait. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

The Europeans are not dealing with “a man.” They are dealing with the United States of America. The United States needed the most innocuous kind of cooperation from them. They denied the United States that cooperation. The implied argument is that their obligations within our alliance depend on whether they like the guy we chose as our president. “Sure, we’re allies…if we approve of who you elected.” Nope. We are not going to forget, and we’re not going to forgive. I’m indifferent to their excuses or their rationalizations. The United States of America needed their help and not very much help. They turned us down. That changes everything. And they aren’t going to like how it changes everything.

@Tazerface16 Don’t want to be that guy, but it’s been 4 years, 3 months, and 20 days since then. Other than that, still hoping Elon flies to Mars ... himself.

I'm an aerospace engineer. I made this prediction over five years ago, and I'm still correct. I'm not interested in non-engineers trying to explain to me how I'm wrong somehow. Elon Musk is not an engineer.

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀 Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety. FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety. All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.

@theliamnissan Did anyone ever post that they’re done with Nissan?

Is that a trick question Barb?

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Trump claims Qatar, UAE & Saudi Arabia gave me $2 Trillion each, total $6 Trillion for WAR. Total entire GDP of Qatar, UAE and Saudi: $3 Trillion This is ABSOLUTE CINEMA 😭

@beneaththeglass @atrupar And then, they named the test after you. 😂

@atrupar “I took the driving test 3 times. I hit all the cones- no one’s ever done that, they were so impressed they kept having me come back to take the test again”

Trump: "I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me. It starts off with an easy question and by the time you get to the middle it gets tougher -- mathematical equations and things."