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In her new memoir, Christina Applegate divulged that she once left Brad Pitt for Sebastian Bach mid-date at the 1989 VMAs. "I had spent all night staring at Bach... I hate to put it like this, but Brad back then was still making his way as an actor, and he wasn't yet THE Brad Pitt, the man of so many people's dreams." "And it gets worse: Brad was left to sullenly drive my mom... home. Apparently, at a gas station on the way, Brad almost got into a fight with a bunch of gang members, and, not surprisingly, was subsequently very mad at me." Applegate said she regretted the decision as soon as she found out that Bach had a long-term partner and a 1-year-old child. She also said Pitt "didn't talk" to her "for many years." 📸: Getty Images

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