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God bless Principal Kirk Moore. American hero! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🚨BREAKING🚨 Trump's Department of Justice has decided to ADOPT Biden's anti-gun rule that heavily restricts homemade firearms. This is in stark contrast to the White House, which just called this Biden rule an "attack" on gun owners that "undermine[s] the Second Amendment."

Nothing more inconvenient than getting an airstrike dropped right on top of the call to Dirka Dirka.

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

Can somebody tell me how on God's green Earth this Uzbek trucking company is STILL ACTIVE? @SecDuffy @FMCSA @USDOT BLACK HORSE FREIGHT INC DOT 3535924 MC 1178840 COMPANY OFFICER: ULUGHBEK ISMOILOV 10663 LOVELAND MADEIRA RD STE 177 LOVELAND, OH, 45140 US

Imagine you are a working father living in the Midwest, you make 75k a year. You can support your family, but you're not rich. You worry about paying for college. Then you read about some Somalian stealing $1m out of federal healthcare programs. $1 million for the normal guy would eliminate an enormous amount of his stress. The college thing would be covered. Retirement wouldn't appear so daunting. It's why guys like this buy lottery tickets. And instead he pays into the system and watches "newcomers" make a complete ass out of him. This fraud is bad financially, but it just makes a mockery of all the hard work of normal people and tears away at the social fabric.

🚨 THEY JUST DID IT — CONNECTICUT JUST VOTED TO BAN THE GLOCK 🚨 The most owned handgun in America. The gun carried by more law enforcement officers than any other. The gun sitting in tens of millions of American homes RIGHT NOW. They just voted to ban it. Connecticut's Judiciary Committee just passed HB 5043 — and it's headed to a full House vote. Here's what they're calling it: a ban on "convertible pistols." Here's what it actually is: a ban on Glocks and nearly every modern striker-fired handgun in America. The penalty if you sell one after it passes? A Class D felony. Up to 5 years in prison. $5,000 fine. Their excuse? Illegal "Glock switches" — a cheap piece of plastic that's ALREADY ILLEGAL. So their solution to criminals breaking the law... is to punish YOU for owning the most popular handgun in the country. 1,900 people testified AGAINST this bill. Only 50 supported it. They passed it anyway. This is the Democrat playbook. Pure and simple. Find a boogeyman. Blame the gun. Punish law-abiding citizens. Repeat. Sound familiar? California did it first. Now Connecticut. And if you think Virginia is safe — Governor Spanberger has 9 anti-gun bills sitting on her desk RIGHT NOW. This same playbook is already in motion. Want to bet Virginia State Senator Surovell — the clown that banned "big pistols with a telescope on it" this session — or State Senator Saddam Salim, the AR-15 ban king, will try to ban Glocks next session? State by state. Gun by gun. Until they're all gone. This isn't a Connecticut problem. This is YOUR problem. Share this everywhere. Tag every gun owner you know. They are coming for all of it — and they are not stopping. 👉 Scroll this page for more — and follow so you don't miss what's coming next. 🔥 #SecondAmendment #Connecticut #ProGun #HB5043 #Virginia #2A @VA_Gun_Rights @NRA

During one of the worst losing streaks of my career, our team president walked into my office. Keli McGregor. One of the best men I've ever known. He could have come to vent. To question my decisions. To ask hard questions. Instead, he said: "Cut to the chase, Clint. What's next?" I looked him in the eye and gave him two words: "Shower well." The Colorado Rockies were struggling badly that year. Pregame preparation was solid. Scout meetings, early work, attention to detail. All of it was there. But at game time, the tires were flat. I told Keli: the game did everything it could to us today. We just couldn't meet its demands. Now it was time to reset. "Shower well" means exactly this: • Watch the frustration circle down the drain • Shampoo, rinse, repeat and get the grime of today completely off your mind • Walk out clean, go home, and actually rest Leave it at the ballpark. The game is over. There's nothing left to solve tonight. Keli nodded. Asked if he could share it with the whole organization. I said sure. And then it hit me. This isn't just for baseball. Bad day at the office. Grumpy boss. Missed deadline. Traffic on the way home. You can carry all of that through your front door. Or you can shower well. I've never seen a single problem get better because someone dragged it home with them. The reset is a discipline. Same as preparation. Same as showing up. Either we win. Or we learn. The only real loss? When you don't take a single thing out of a hard day. So tonight, whatever kind of day it was, shower well. Tomorrow is a new at-bat. What does your reset look like? I'd love to hear it.

WAR: Bessent authorized the sale of 140 million barrels of Iranian oil worth up to $15 billion. Gas prices drop globally. Iran gets nothing. The funds are frozen until a new Iranian government exists. This is what winning looks like.

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

Huh. Fully operational IRBMs. I guess President Trump and U.S. defense officials had access to information regarding Iran's missile capabilities that was not available to leftwing tankies, New Right dipshits, and journalists.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Truth Bombs 💣💣💣 🔥🔥🔥FIRE ALERT IN THE SENATE! Senator John Kennedy didn’t just speak—he detonated truth bombs across the chamber. The debate was dragging… until he stood, ice in his veins, and said: “I’m tired of people who keep insulting America.” Eleven words. Silence so thick it could choke. Then he zeroed in on Ilhan Omar: “Especially those who came here fleeing danger, built fortunes on our freedom, then spit on the flag that saved them—while cashing $174k salaries and jetting overseas to bash us.” The room erupted. Omar’s face blazed crimson. Rashida Tlaib shouted “POINT OF ORDER—RACIST!” Phones dropped. Gavels froze. Kennedy? Unshaken. “Darlin’, if you hate this country, Delta’s got a one-way ticket waiting. Love it—or leave it. Patriotism isn’t hate. It’s gratitude.” C-SPAN surged. Social feeds exploded. The nation? Listening. The moment has everyone talking.

RETWEET

I worked at Epic Games for two years. This is real, and the strategy behind it is smarter than most people realize. Tim Sweeney has spent nearly two decades buying North Carolina forest land. 50,000+ acres across 15 counties. He’s now one of the largest private landowners in the state. The purchases started in 2008, right after the real estate collapse wiped out developers who had been planning golf resorts and luxury communities on biodiverse wilderness. Sweeney paid $15 million for Box Creek Wilderness, a 7,000-acre stretch in the Blue Ridge foothills containing 130+ rare and threatened species. Developers had owned 5,000 of those acres before the crash. He bought them for conservation prices when nobody else was bidding. He runs the acquisitions through an LLC called “130 of Chatham.” He buys the land, holds it for years, then either donates it to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, sells it at a discount to state parks, or hands it to land trusts. In 2021, he donated 7,500 acres in the Roan Highlands to the Southern Appalachian Highlands Conservancy. Largest private land donation in North Carolina history. The part people miss: he told the News & Observer that since 2021, land got too expensive to keep buying. So he shifted focus to converting his existing 50,000 acres into permanent conservation status. He’s locking the land into legal structures that make development impossible regardless of who owns it in the future. A billionaire worth roughly $6 billion is spending tens of millions acquiring wilderness specifically during economic downturns, then giving it away or placing it under permanent legal protection. The land will outlast him, Epic Games, and Fortnite. That’s the part that separates Sweeney from billionaires who write checks to get their name on a building. The building depreciates. The forest compounds.

On the left is a White man who got caught cheating during a fishing tournament and is currently facing 10 years. On the right is a Somali in MN who raped 2 little girls between the ages of 4 and 9 and only got 180 days in jail.

Halal meat is disguising. The animal must be a cow, sheep, goat, chicken, etc. The slaughter must be done by an adult Muslim. A very sharp knife must be used to make a deep incision in the throat, severing the carotid artery, jugular vein, trachea, and esophagus. The name of “Allah” must be invoked at the time of the slaughtering, they typically say “Bismillah, Allahu Akbar” (This can be easily interpreted as a demonic sacrifice, as their Allah is Satan) and the animal must bleed out completely. Remember that the next time you walk past halal meat in Costco.

From a Secret Service agent guarding President Trump: 🚨LATEST UPDATE | A Secret Service agent protecting Trump just said something that SHOCKED everyone: “Trump has RUINED me - I can never protect another President after him” - and before you think that’s criticism, wait until you hear what he actually MEANS by “ruined,” because his explanation about Trump is making the entire Secret Service agency emotional. Here’s what the agent meant by “Trump ruined me”: This Secret Service agent has protected multiple Presidents before Trump. He was trained professionally. Did his job perfectly. Protected each President the same way - with discipline, distance, and duty. Then he got assigned to protect Trump. And everything CHANGED. The agent explained: “Trump RUINED me for this job. Not because he’s difficult - but because he’s the OPPOSITE. Trump knows my NAME. Every other President called me ‘agent.’ Trump calls me by my actual name. Trump knows my WIFE’S name. My CHILDREN’S names. Asks about my son’s baseball games by name. Trump NOTICES when I’m tired after standing 8 hours and says ‘Sit down, you need rest.’ Trump orders EXTRA food during long days: ‘Make sure my guys eat first.’ Trump attended my FATHER’S FUNERAL when he passed. No cameras. No press. Just came to honor the man who raised the agent protecting him. After experiencing THIS - how can I go back to being called ‘agent’ by future Presidents? After Trump remembered my KIDS’ names, how can I protect someone who won’t even learn MY name? After Trump treated me like FAMILY, how can I go back to being treated like FURNITURE? Trump RUINED me. He raised the bar so high for how Presidents should treat Secret Service that I can NEVER accept the old standard again. That’s what I mean by ruined.” Here’s what this confession proves: Trump didn’t just earn Secret Service protection - he RUINED them for protecting anyone else because once you’re treated like FAMILY, you can’t go back to being equipment. 😭🛡️🇺🇸 Drop 🫡 and type: TRUMP RUINED THE STANDARD. Comment: Once treated like FAMILY, can’t go back to FURNITURE - that’s Trump’s effect. Share so people understand: “ruined” = highest compliment. Follow if raising standards inspires. Ruined for good! 🛡️😭💙🇺🇸

Too funny!!!

It only takes 5 Senators to have John Thune REMOVED as Leader.