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@EvanAKilgore ...and? Are we supposed to be sad these two genocidal nations are wiping each other out?

HOLY SH*T: A dozen people have just been killed in Israel after Iranian missles struck a pedestrian area.

@Jesii_ca_M stay hydrated, lift with your legs, and give her 100%.

What advice would you give to this man?

@storm1news no, not life. #WoodChipperWorldTour. pump him full of coagulants, set the motor on low speed. feet first.

Raise your hand ✋️ if you think this 23 yr old punk Kamel Hawkins should spend the rest of his life in prison for pushing this 45 yr old man in front of an incoming train in (NYC)

@zarahussain999 apparently the #WoodChipperWorldTour needs to visit the UK.

British patriot Anthony Kingston has been jailed for repeatedly raping and sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl. He will serve 14 years in prison.

@Blazingoth me too

i just want to get fucked✌🏻

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H cuz we got a sickness for the thicccness.

Why are men nowadays attracted to girls with such a body type? 😭

@ThrillaRilla369 lawn darts.

Age yourself with a Toy from your childhood that today's kids wouldn't know.. 🤔

@DougWahl1 Good. Politicians don't deserve special treatment.

DO YOU SUPPORT DELTA's MOVE? Because of TSA workers not being paid, today Delta Air Lines suspended its special services it had been offering members of congress and their staff. The canceled perks include: Airport escorts Personal "Red Coat" assistants. Your Thoughts?

@dtnols Shitzhu, golden retriever, yorkshire terrier...

water gun to your eyeball. name a dog breed without the letter “a” in it

@LePapillonBlu2 All though countries thank them heartily for staying in AmeriKKKa.

MAGA will say that they won’t travel to France, Spain or any democratic country speaking against Trump. News flash: they don’t give a flying fuck about you, maga!

@claire88424030 I'm a man, and I 100% approve of this device. Don't want to be on the receiving end of it? DON'T RAPE WOMEN. It's that simple. If you're not rapist filth, you'll never* get your dick ripped by one of these devices. *forgetful women having consensual sex notwithstanding.

Dear Rose, Piss off, Sincerely, A Sexual Assault Survivor 🖕🏻

@lucawya i wear special prescription goggles so i'm not having to Mr Magoo in the shower. WTF...we just shower..it's not like you need 20/20 vision to get wet, use shampoo/conditioner/soap and rinse off.

People that wear glasses, how do you even shower???

@NewswirePatriot Chemical? What a waste of time. #WoodChipperWorldTour. The only way to deal with pedophiles and rapists. Load em up with coagulants, so they don't bleed out too fast, then blades on low speed, feed the scum in feet first.

Italy is causing an uproar after drafting laws to castrate rapists and pedophiles so they can NEVER reoffend or reproduce. Critics are calling it "state sanctioned torture." Is this torture or justice?

@RSD01613119 @MbarkCherguia nah! the wife and I love renting public scooters like those when we visit new cities. we aren't stupid, though. helmets and we are paranoid about traffic lights cuz we don't want to get clipped.

@MbarkCherguia The old man that shouldn't be on a scooter

Who's at fault?

@JMACBC80 @MbarkCherguia you'd be surprised. I clipped a bike courier in downtown toronto, years ago, when dash cams first came out. he went over, his bike went under. bike destroyed, he had a couple scrapes. I've seen motorcyclists get up from crashes that should've killed them...

@MbarkCherguia Ai … no one’s getting up from that

@_tomholt @MbarkCherguia I dunno. AI doesn't usually get all the details right like street name sign, building signage, etc.

@MbarkCherguia No one. Because it was all an AI illusion that never happened. 🖕

@MbarkCherguia driver had right-of-way. scooter dumbshit was crossing against the light. he FAFO'd.

Oh what have you done Ozempic my old friend. You help with blood glucose But you've ruined my rear end. And I can walk these halls Constantly alert... Waiting, buttcheeks clenched, For the Oz to make me splurt.

(w apologies to Johnny Cash and Trent Reznor) I crapped my pants today Gambling on a fart. It started out as gas But ended in a shart. The wetness in my crack Cools so rapidly. Try to move without a leak But the panic's driving me. 1/x

@WorkElizab 56.

No cheating! 😄😜