
Joe Spanier
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Joe Spanier
@FoundOmega
I used to tweet about games. Now I angrily tweet about politics once in a while.





Hoppip is so cute but lowkey i want my regular pc trading back.......


Imagine a Pokemon game where you start in Kanto and travel through 6 regions, ending in Kalos. Kanto ->Johto -> Hoenn -> Sinnoh -> Unova -> Kalos After completing each region, you must lock in one Pokemon from that journey. By the time you reach Kalos, you’ll have 6 locked Pokemon… And that becomes your final battle team. Your entire adventure decides your champion squad. The final battle? Professor Oak - who became a professor after completing the Pokedex and catching every Pokemon from every region.












Curtis Sliwa is just legitimately a straight up Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character



I think the comparison between Magic and Fortnite is off. Magic's not going through Fortnitification, it's being Hasbro-ized. Did you know there are *at least* 700 versions of Monopoly and that every UB set released so far except for Final Fantasy already has a Monopoly edition?



Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman @ZohranKMamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment. You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents. You own property in LGTBQIA+ murderous Uganda. You make $142,000 a year plus stipends, and your wife works too, meaning you together likely make well over $200,000. No matter which way you cut it: Zohran Mamdani is a rich person. You are actually very rich. Yet you and your wife pay $2,300 a month, as you have bragged, for a nice apartment in Astoria. That should be housing for someone who needs it. We are in the middle of a historic affordability crisis. Millions of low income New Yorkers need this apartment and an apartment like it. Yet your apartment remains rented to rich people who don’t need it. Today, I am calling on you to move out immediately and give your affordable housing back to an unhoused family who need it. Leaders must show moral clarity. Time to move out.


















