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"Frog Exchange" by Graham Annable.

Agustina Guerrero @lavolatil

Happy Easter!

Jan @xPikagoras

39 años después, las 93 habitaciones de La Abadía del Crimen se pueden visitar desde el navegador. He creado un visor que reproduce cómo el motor isométrico de Paco Menéndez construía cada pantalla, diseñada por @juan_delcan elemento a elemento. visor.abadiadelcrimenextensum.com

La vida adulta es básicamente preparar pechugas de pollo de diferentes maneras.

AVISO IMPORTANTE🚨 En la sobremesa del próximo viernes 3 de abril, La1 va a emitir BEN-HUR. La siesta más importante del año.

No sé quién es el autor, pero me pareció correcto: "Si Cthulhu puede ser invocado por humanos que están muy por debajo de él, ¿por qué los humanos no pueden ser invocados por hormigas? La respuesta es que deberían serlo. Bueno, si un montón de hormigas formaran un círculo en mi casa, ciertamente lo notaría, trataría de averiguar de dónde vienen todas, y posiblemente causaría una gran destrucción en ese sitio. Por eso saber y pronunciar correctamente el nombre verdadero es tan importante para el ritual. Imagina lo imposible que sería no ir a echar un vistazo si el círculo de hormigas empezara a cantar tu nombre. Y te dicen, no puedes irte porque dibujamos una línea hecha de pequeños cristales, ahora tienes que hacernos un favor. Y tú piensas, veamos a dónde va esto y dices: "Este... oh! sí, me tienes... ¿cuál es el favor?" y normalmente el favor es algo como, "mata a esta hormiga por nosotros" o "dame un montón de azúcar" y tú dices... ¿vale? y lo haces, porque por qué no, no es difícil para ti y vaya que esta va a ser una historia de la hostia para contar, estas putas hormigas cantando tu nombre y queriendo una cucharada de azúcar o lo que sea. Y A VECES te piden cosas que realmente no puedes hacer, una de ellas, ella dice, "amo a esta hormiga pero no me presta atención, hazme importante para ella" y tú dices... ¿eh? ¿cómo? Así que simplemente matas a todas las hormigas de la colonia excepto a estas dos, y ¡ta-da! ¡problema resuelto! y la primera hormiga esta como *susurro horrorizado* "¿Qué he hecho?"

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TEN TODOS LOS PAPELES IMPORTANTES EN UNA MISMA CARPETA Y MANTENLA SIEMPRE A MANO.

@precisox Si tienes ganas y tiempo de mear, mea. No lo dejes para más tarde que igual se te complica.

¿Os pasa que la gente rutinariamente no sabe distinguir entre datos e inferencias? En plan: —¿Hemos enviado el paquete? —Ayer dijimos que lo haríamos. —Ya, pero ¿te consta que lo hayamos enviado? —A ver, no está aquí. —¿TANTO TE CUESTA DECIR "SÍ" O "NO" O "NO ESTOY SEGURO"?

Como mola engañarse. No sé si habéis trabajado poquísimo, pero os puedo prometer que las chapuzas, fallos de seguridad, tests eliminados porque no pasan, keys en producción en plaintext, código de mierda en general… ya existían antes que la IA.

Lo mejor de todo esto, lo que hace que merezca la pena cualquier mal sabor de boca, sois vosotros. Los que leéis, vais a un Salón en busca de un dibujo y un rato de charla, los que compráis un disco. Compensáis muchas cosas… aunque no lo sepáis. Y mejor que no sepáis (sigue).

Qué hartura de IA y la democratización de todo. Estamos llegando a unos niveles de chaladura que no son aceptables para una sociedad funcional. Hay cosas que no se pueden democratizar. Una de ellas es el arte. El arte es arte porque alguien tuvo una urgencia personal

Last month I founded an AI startup. I can't code. That used to be a problem. Now it's a "founder advantage." I call myself a "vibe coder." That means I describe what I want to an LLM and paste whatever it gives me. I don't read it. Reading code is for people who write code. I write prompts. My first prompt was "build me a SaaS platform." It built something. I deployed it. I don't know where. But it has a URL and that's enough for a seed round. I raised $2.3 million. The pitch deck said "AI-native architecture." That means Claude wrote it. All of it. The architecture. The deck. The financial projections. I prompted "make the projections look ambitious but believable." It hallucinated a $40M ARR by year two. That's not believable. But VCs don't do math. They do vibes. Hence the term. My CTO is also me. I put it on LinkedIn. "Non-technical founder serving as CTO." Someone commented "that's brave." It's not brave. It's just that engineers cost $200K and prompts cost $20 a month. I have 14,000 lines of code. I 've read none of them. But I did ask Claude to "review the code for quality." It said the code was "well-structured and clean." It wrote the code. Of course it said that. That's like asking your barber if you need a haircut. A security researcher DMed me. Said my app had a path traversal vulnerability. I didn't know what that meant. I pasted his message into Claude. Claude said "this is a serious security concern." I prompted "fix it." It changed something. I deployed it. The researcher DMed me again. He said I'd introduced three more vulnerabilities. I blocked him. Problem solved. That's founder mentality. I hired my first employee. Also a vibe coder. His resume said "built 200+ applications." He meant he clicked "accept" in Cursor 200 times. But that's experience now. We pair program. That means we sit next to each other and prompt the same LLM from different laptops. Sometimes we get different answers. We pick whichever one runs without a visible error. Visible is doing a lot of work in that sentence. We don't have tests. Tests are for code you understand. We have "confidence." Confidence means it loaded once in Chrome. We shipped to production on a Friday. Everyone said don't ship on Friday. But we don't have monitoring. So every day is the same. If a server crashes in the cloud and nobody's watching the logs, does it make a sound? Philosophically no. Financially also no. Because we don't have logging either. A customer reported that the app was "leaking data." I said "leaking is a strong word." He said his API keys were visible in the page source. I said "that's a feature for power users." He cancelled. I marked it as churn due to "product-market fit recalibration." We process payments. I asked Claude to "add Stripe." It added Stripe. I think. The money arrives somewhere. Most months it arrives in our account. I don't ask about the other months. Our database has no authentication. I didn't ask for it. The LLM didn't suggest it. We're in an open relationship with our users' data. They just don't know it yet. Someone found our database on Shodan. I didn't know what Shodan was. Now I do. So do 40,000 other people. Including our users. Former users. I went on a podcast. The host asked my "tech stack." I said "mostly Claude and whatever npm packages it feels like installing." He laughed. I wasn't joking. There are 847 dependencies in our package.json. I recognize none of them. One of them is from 2016 and hasn't been updated since. It's probably fine. "Probably fine" is our internal SLA. We got accepted into an accelerator. The application asked about our "moat." I said "speed of execution." Speed of execution means I can mass-produce bugs faster than anyone can find them. That is technically a moat. The demo day is next week. I need the app to work for eleven minutes. After that it can do whatever it wants. It usually does. I'm raising a Series A. $12 million. The deck says "built by a team of elite engineers." The team is me, a guy who also can't code, and an LLM that doesn't know we're in production. But we move fast. We break things. Mostly our own things. Sometimes other people's things. We'll figure out the difference later. I still can't code. But I have a mass-producing liability factory that works some of the time. In 2026, that's called a company. And the graph goes up and to the right. Because I asked Claude to make sure it does.

Me acabo de poner crema hidratante en las piernas porque tengo la piel seca y ahora cuando camino sueno como cuando remueves una fuente de macarrones con tomate

Naoki Urasawa

John Martínez