8 Ball Front Pocket

I gotta do something about my explore page

Between the girlboss calling her tits cannons and making her sub suck her toes, and the guy who injects his son's blood posting his girlfriend's vaginal microbiome report claiming she has a top 1% vag, I am fucking dying over here. Can't recall a funnier morning on the timeline

@weggie_rayne JMU is A tier

Offcial 2026 collegiate burnerverse rankings.

Had a dream I was banging Ella Langley last night. This is gonna be a long work day #EllaFella

@MurrayHillGuy1 Portland?!?! Yeah if you like men

Easiest cities in the US to get laid: 1. Miami 2. Vegas 3. NYC 4. LA 5. Scottsdale 6. Hoboken 7. Portland 8. New Orleans 9. Nashville 10. New Brunswick, NJ

Back when the burnerverse rocked, kids would post pictures of their fingers in beers

Insane things on the timeline rn. Some die of thirst while others drown

Currently signed to a 6 day contract. Looking to extend

Here’s the latest mapping of the Scientology building based off all the runs

@localsweety You tryna get pregnant?

genuinely embarrassed of showing up to a function with a lot of important people because my hair looks like this right now

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Posting bapple is just a white boy money spread

Be the change you wish to see in the world #TapIn

@homies47 We’re so close to recreating the burnerverse from first principles

Need an app that’s like “BeReal” but it’s called “BeerReal” and you just take a pic of your beer everyday.

@HullAndHeritage Taking the au pair out for lunch

I don’t mind trad wives a bit overdressed like this

Boss immediately scheduled a 1:1 after sending her an argumentative email

Girl I could of seen a future with doesn’t see us being more than friends. Lemon pepper cod on rice with grilled asparagus.

Playing suck bad golf I paid for 18 and didn’t even finish the front 9 before leaving. #quitter

Who else just watched a horse break its leg live on FS1?

@buffsandregrets Have you tried growing?

@buffsandregrets wtf size are you