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@glenna_opt Johnny Dickshot is Guy Naming Chat’s final boss

@FuckTyping Were you collecting names for guy naming chat

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The year is 2037 carbs are the new nutritional trend. You can get a grande cup of mashed potatoes from Starbucks..

I bet Frampton’s talkbox tube tasted like shit like no one ever cleaned it between shows and it just fucking reeked man

@BuffOnTheBrain Man I promise I won’t peel one of these stickers if I see it someplace. I will just admire it and move on

@FuckTyping Looks good on ya!

Got some new stickers in today. Haven’t decided what do to with them yet lol

Fuck I just caught myself

Everyone needs a bidet in times of war

We did this to someone in chat

@folded__person Oh I saw you tweet about them. Very cool

Here is my official statement not taking questions at this time

@rudetanks @folded__person Those are nice

@FuckTyping @folded__person

The Carp is Back

@smmartin330 @seantroversy I love this video and I comment on it every couple of years youtu.be/oCDZ837NBA8?si…

one of my great regrets is that I never got to see Harvey danger/@seantroversy live. this performance of little round mirrors is one of my favorite recordings of any song. what a band. damn shame they are just 'the flagpole sitta guys' to a lot of people. youtube.com/watch?v=GTfTsd…

@roosterhaymaker @wilkins63 dookie man

@wilkins63 Brace

Buddy (Im running out of names) showed up in the barn at the end of Jan, in the worst of the cold, looking haggard, scrawny & sickly. Several good meals, a warm place to sleep & a bunch of ear scratches later he's glad he picked the right farm. I'll take the Ws where I can get em

I’m listening to the 6th best song on Harvey Danger’s Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone