🫃⌛~𝔉𝔲𝔯𝔦~⌛🫃

I'm Furi, an eldritch necromancer who will never shower and will always play games badly and (maybe) drink your blood. (I don't use tags because it means posts get seen less and I want fanart to be seen by as many people as possible, so just @ me in comments and I'll retweet)

Everyone chill till the devil pulls out the fart porn

Sorry I just got a double kill and then walked off the map

THE UNIVERSE IS SINGING TO ME

Maybe I am just a fat fucking chud

boyfriend

I like overwatch yaoi

They got me on assault charges

Today I found out most of my discord is circumcised

I'm bringing 67 back to Jesus

I need to scout out cool places to bleed out for my epic conclusion

🟡🔝🟣⬇️

I don't think I've ever lost at Uno

How people who respond "hi tired" think everyone will react

I want to start a crime syndicate

Mmmmmm rubbing my belly

I can't wait for domina to get a mythic before Ramattra

It's hard being so smart and knowledgeable everyone keeps asking me for help and people hate me for being so flawless that they feel inadequate

Uugggouufggaaa

the future if fate grand order stayed the big gacha game instead of hoyoslop

Ah to be a dragon in a cave hoarding gold and eating foolhardy adventurers